GeordieMessiah

So...are you still "stopped", peasepud? I've had the ultimatum and am going to have to quit the disgusting habit once and for all, but having tried before I have not much confidence I'll be successful. I'm looking to you for proof it can be done.

Very badly packed...

A rare delicacy in parts of Norfolk.

Clearly meant just for me, this one.

Oh! Is THAT why there's so many pole dancing places sprung up all over the place recently, then?

That's just plain disturbing, Toplass.

Hearing you also like Billy Bragg is the single most depressing bit of news I've heard for ages.

Sheer brilliance tonight, back on top form and I'm loving it! "I'm a firestarter. A twisted firestarter"

Here you go midget boy. Hope you've got the money. eBay - Grocers Scales

Jew, they control the media, start all wars, control everything, weren't massacred in the war and... oh yeah they have their own special land surrounded by people who respect and tolerate their religion would you rather be a racist or a homophobe? Racist all the way for me. Much more fun to be had stirring up racial hatred. Worst you'll get stirring up homophobic hatred is a few nancies chasing you down the road with feather dusters to give you a tickling.

Win the lottery or kill Maggie Thatcher?

Would you rather lose your eyesight or your hearing?

Wasn't aware there was that much demand in Newcastle for male table dancers. Oh well, best of luck with it!

Just pay the money back, she hasn't earned it, admin cock up or no.

Never too late to change Scotty. Never too late, unless you tell yourself it's too late.

Go as that funny looking bloke at the back with the metal claw...can't remember his name but watch Live and Let Die for inspiration.

Happy Birthday

Sit On My Face and Tell Me That You Love Me - Monty Python (*Great funeral song!) Like A Rolling Stone- Bob Dylan High & Dry - Jamie Cullum Grace - Jeff Buckley Stripped - Depeche Mode Surrender - U2 (War) Beyond The Blue Horizon - Lou Christie Black Milk - Massive Attack

Seriously, it's not a good place for short people. I'd go for Portugal - not the Algarve though...somewhere around Lisbon maybe. Sintra.

Don't call me MONG! DON'T CALL ME MONG!!!!11111

I've only accrued 75 hours TOIL this year. Give me a break sweetcheeks!

How will your boss keep her bum clean? Oh yeah. Nice one. Seriously, how about you just fuck off and die. You great big flouncing tart. Don't mess with me Scotty boy...you may have the wit of a court jester, but I can always outflounce anyone on here. And I mean ANYONE!

How will your boss keep her bum clean? Oh yeah. Nice one. Seriously, how about you just fuck off and die.

After today, I don't have to go back to work until th 18th April !!!