GeordieMessiah

None, probably. Probably on to his 17th pre-beer.

Have as many as you like. Just be sure to lace it with arsenic and do us all a favour!

Happy Birthday, gimp.

Invicta-> <-Meenzer Who wins? You decide...

As I said, towel wars, the only wars we can win by the efficiency of our cockoo-clocks... My (German) housemate in Mainz was absolutely convinced it was the Brits, not the Germans, who did the whole towel thing and were renowned for it. I couldn't persuade him otherwise. We don't, do we? Nah. We just go out en masse to places like Ibiza, drink too much, shag too much, behave like louts, give the country a bad reputation, eat English breakfasts, shout at the locals and then wonder why the world hates us...

Germans on holiday. Always at the pool before breakfast, towel on the sunloungers, rude, surly...I love them

it's amusing that even after you engineer my departure from the borefest that is N-O at the minute, you still feel the need to come over here and hound me like a troll be off with you, internet tramp I "engineered" your departure? Think you'll find you sealed your own fate there. Oh, and dickwad, I've been here longer than you so care to tell me how that substantiates your delusionally spastic idea that I'm coming over here and hounding you?

If your really didn't care, you wouldn't have bothered making that mega-post...not that I read it all.

Selective editing for laughs is one thing, but for some reason whenever you do it, it just serves to underline the impression that you really are a delusional spastic.

I wish he'd post more selective editing helps no-one tbh so a bit like you being on here really...

Blitzkrieg... and then as a direct consequence, shite architecture in the 1960s.

edited for truth Speak for yourself. wouldn't touch your mam with yours Such erudite banter, such wit.

edited for truth Speak for yourself.

So you think that all your council tax pays for is a streetlight? Do you have a car? Who provides the car parks? Does your/did your grandparents live in a council house? Many do, and would be poverty stricken without it. Is your street covered in litter and rubbish? Unlikely, because the council provide bins and collect refuse. Could go on all day. Jesus weptathon. Just on a minor point of information, your council tax doesn't pay for the provision of council housing. The finance is ring-fenced, funded entirely by rents and other government grants. Pedantic, I know, but nonetheless important to know.

It was just fine, thanks.

It really is quite

Aye...and don't forget Brie, Camembert and Baguettes.

Bhajis, tbh. "Bahjis"......well you just got it wrong. Fucksake! Such a basic typo. Well, it is early (for me).

Bahjis, tbh. "Bargies" are boats.

Civilisation

The "Carry on" movie series The Beckhams Jade Goody Fish & Chips ...only one of those is good.

Vic clearly has ALBS. Seen it dozens of times. Anally Lubricated Bottom Sex ?

Internet bullying's such a terrible thing So to one person's life some joy we should bring. So gather your coppers and other loose change Into an envelope and I'll then arrange To buy Vic some Lego, some robot-arm springs Some KY Jelly and various things And then I will leave it addressed to Invicta At the University, when he's at a lecture. It'll be such a treat for the delusional spastic To receive a nice gift from his friends at Toontastic, And hailed and hearty with spirits renewed He'll hurry on home and quickly get nude And lubricate Lego bricks, program some code So he can indulge in Robot Sex overload.

Knowing Vic's luck...I'd say that was entirely possible.

That's one seriously overactive imagination you have there, Mr 2J Bet you think I'm sat here in one of them Barbara Windsor nurses uniforms an'all Bringing them back would be my first action if I was health minister. Aye. And your second action would be this...