GeordieMessiah

I'd pay good money to see you try, tbh.

You sure you've got that the right way round? Surely it would've been "Two Wongs don't make a White?" www.ratemyteacher.com is a bit savage.

No no no no no...you've got that all wrong. You should be pointing the gun at little charvers wearing Grolsch bottle tops on their boots.

The SMC is even tighter than NICE. Indeed they are, though there's been a few battles on cancer drugs up here lately that made inroads on the SMC's position I certainly don't see why KCG is so smug about Scottish healthcare standards...won't be long before the SNP have to face facts that we're being heavily subsidised up here and its a position that can't be sustained much longer.

If it needs to be run as a quasi-commercial venture then it needs to be run as a network of integrated social enterprises, trading for profits which are then sown straight back into the business and into service provision and improvements.

Like the German, French, Spanish or even Singapore systems? Dont worry, i have and as far as Sicko is concerned, didnt it state like you did that we have the best health care system in the world? Yet when you look at cancer mortality statistics produced by the Karloniska institute, it shows that the UK is shite compared to the rest of the world. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6956446.stm Have a look at the graph at the bottom. I think we need to change our system and we that we would all be better off if we did. It's not a national health service anyway - what about the differences that exist in the way NHS Scotland is run and funded? You'd open up a can of worms right now in terms of the whole constitutional debate if you went anywhere near deconstructing the NHS in England and replacing it with a system of compulsory health insurance instead. But that is where we're heading anyway - there is an absolute inevitability about the NHS being broken up and sold off. And the biggest concern of all has to be about the ageing population and how younger working-age folk are going to pay for the domicilary and nursing care required for the new gerentocracy. Free personal care for the elderly has been contentious up here in Scotland. How would you provide adequate healthcare for the elderly without a "national health service" safety net?

I don't think he is a wank. His mate with the large head is though. Love you too, Stevie.

We really don't need to see your face.

That's no "act". Fat cunt. pmsl You two deserve each other. Fucking knuckledragging twats the pair of you. Perhaps you should get together and make babies...although you'll have difficulty determining which of the pair of you is the bitch.

That's no "act".

Nothing to think about, I seen it with my own eyes. Want an invite next time? He could be cameraman, as I'm not entirely surely if he has what it takes yet to man up. You people disgust me.

My mother has the same wallpaper in teal. ...and she does a nice line in furry handcuffs too.

Would you try taking a urine sample from this thing? Can someone please explain that whole "pre-digested" concept - and why anyone would want to drink cat's piss that cost £1.50, let alone £50? :icon_lol: Snobbery. As soon as something is expensive, it's exclusive (or vice versa). No other reason. So buying this pre-digested coffee would be a bit like someone getting a personalised number plate for a pretty average looking Astra coupe then? Except the pre-digested coffee things is the choice of connoisseurs, and the personalised numberplate is the choice of dunno,sirs.

Pink fluffy bra, sunglasses, mask, hat and rifle. Fair play. Sounds like a normal night in for 2J, just missing the carrot up his hoop. Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it. More intrigued, couldn't watch you do it again though, felt dirty for days after You should have washed your hands after handling the carrot then you dirty dwarf. It wasn't the handling of the carrot. It was the sight of your one ball swinging when Jonny got into his rhythmic stride as you were strapped to that wooden milking stool, still giving me nightmares now tbh. You've thought that one through a bit too much for my liking. :icon_lol:

Would you try taking a urine sample from this thing? Can someone please explain that whole "pre-digested" concept - and why anyone would want to drink cat's piss that cost £1.50, let alone £50? :icon_lol:

I met that French train guard on my way home yesterday, funnily enough and he seemed a charming guy.

That's just disturbed.

Maybe a tad controversial for some, but whilst I love the approach to Newcastle station, I personally think Durham runs a very close second (possibly even joint first)...

[snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks... [Chorus: Snoop (2X)] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick Get's the fuck out after you're done And I hops in my ride to make a quick run... [Dr. Dre] I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets Peep, the shit got deep and it was on Number 1 song after number 1 song Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2 And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin' Now she's suing because the shit she be doin' ain't shit Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short So now she's takin' me to court It's real conversation for your ass So recognize and pass to Daz [Dat Nigga Daz] Now as i'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks (Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash And get your dash on While you're chillin', with your homies and shit And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this [snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH! (Chorus) [Kurupt] ...To the store, to get me a 4-0 Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes So I head down the street to long beach Just so i could meet, a freak To lick me from my head to my feet And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up Bitches on my nuts like clothes But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes How could you trust a hoe? [snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X] because a hoe's a trick We don't love them tricks [snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X] because a trick's a bitch And my dick's constantly in her mouth And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out Now... [snoop Doggy Dogg] I once had a bitch named Mandy May Used to be up in them guts like everyday The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine Guess what? Got gaffled by one time I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail 6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail I get's released on a hot sunny day My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues I ain't been out a second And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin Move up the block as we groove down the block See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock Kick in the do', I look on the flo' It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo (Bitches ain't shit) I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed Man, fuck a bitch! [Chorus] [Jewell] (Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit") I don't give a fuck about a bitch But i and her know that they can't fade this Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing I say you know can't deal because I'm a btich that's real Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah They need to chill Because I don't give a fuck And I don't give a fuck [x3] And now I gotta do some... And now I gotta do some shit that's clean But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean Like a washing machine I can wash the clothes All the hoes knows That i'm on the flo' ho But they can't hang with my type on swang I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang But just the juicy ones Witht he tip of the tongue And then their sprung With the nuts hung [Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit

Well, it would provide an interesting alternative to the bog-standard Christmas tinsel and spray-on snow.

I am the one and only, Oh yeah! Call me, call me by my name or call me by number, Just put me through, I'll still be doing it the way I do it, And yet, you try to make me forget, Who I really am, don't tell me, I'd know best, I'm not the same as all the rest, Chorus: I am the one and only, Nobody I'd rather be, I am the one and only, You can't take that away from me I've been a player in the crowd scene, A flicker on the big screen, My soul embraces one more in a million faces, High hopes and aspirations, ideas above my station Maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride (Chorus) I can't wear this uniform without some compromises, Because you'll find out that we come, In different shapes and sizes, No one can be myself like I can, For this job I'm the best man, And while this may be true, you are the one and only you! (Chorus) - repeat to fade

Also, this.

Worshipping Coldplay as outstanding musical and lyrical talents of our time is equivalent to calling Gordon Ramsey a culinary genius simply because he sticks some pan-fried pancetta in with macaroni cheese, and charges £25 for it as a starter in one of his poncy vaseline-arsed gastropubs.

Back at school, I was fairly new at this particular school and was hanging out with this bunch of lads one lunch break and I was eating a packet of crisps (smoky bacon flavour as I recall) and all I did was offer them round but...too late...I'd offered them to the jewish kid and everyone automatically assumed I was being anti-semitic.