GeordieMessiah

Death Star Commander: "I don't own that George Michael record". Darth Vader: "I find your lack of Faith disturbing..."

I was born in Newcastle General Hospital. Lived in the North East for the first 4 years of my life, then not back to it until the early 1990s for uni. Live in Scotland now, have done most of my life.

Chose it for the love of Keegan, many moons ago - have had it since way,way back when I used to post on the terrible TOTT message board and have just stuck with it ever since.

Happy Birthday Kit-Kat. Have a good one!

Aye that simple, what a spanner you are GM Excellent rebuttal there JK. For a simpleton. Want to try again?

So let me get this straight...say I don't like someone and I want them out of my life for good, all I have to do is invite them to my home, stab them to death, then say they forced their way in and threatened to rob me. Hey presto, no prosecution? Sounds like one step closer to vigilantism to me. Brilliant.

Two days after I was born we were at home to Queens Park Rangers and we lost 2-3. The following match we went to Anfield and lost again.

I'm watching the Welfare Reform Bill live at the moment (having to do so for work) and I have to say she's a great speaker. Comes across with real clarity and conviction and in a really assertive manner - you can't help but sit up and listen to her. She's doing a sterling job arguing the toss against the evil and ill-considered welfare reforms. Good on you, Bridget. You're a star.

Damn it. I meant to set the Sky+ for this.

Gonna be seeing this in June then?

It means the stage is set for a fake terrorist attack. Sadly. Oh, right. That's not what I'd commuted from that terminology.

Sure as eggs is eggs.

The 80s was a great era - but I suspect a lot of that is down to the number of posters on here rapidly approaching the crisis point of their 40th birthday - receding hairlines, expanding waistlines, wondering where the fuck your youth went...mind, when 80s music was good, it was very, very good.

Seth Meyers roasting Donald Trump at the same dinner.

Only you. mate. Only you!

Chimbonda to QPR apparently

Happy Birthday, twatface from the fat sweaty non-Jock

Do they actually have the right to strike?

If that tlak was to be substantiated by fact, what would be the repercussions for him and the club? I suspect it's a pointless question I'm asking. He's going to get away with it anyway, regardless, isn't he?

The Jonas one is too. Aye, that one is real. And also derelict.

Cheers. I'd thought the R might have stood for REVENGE.

What does that even mean?

That Vicodin stuff seems quite good from watching House. I wonder if you can get it on-line in NZ? http://www.meds-order.com/order_online/pai...uy_vicodin.html