GeordieMessiah

Can't wait for someone to get him sent off, and then for that player to wink slyly at their manager on the bench.

I wonder what goes though the heads of some people like that: "hmm..... I'm fat and ugly..... I could either stop living on chips and lager and go to the gym, or fix it all with a tattoo....." Generally speaking, I think tattoos are awful. They seem to be the must have fashion accessary of the moment and people just want to be tattooed rather than having something special that they want tattooed. A star? Yes, please, that means a lot to me and will forever because stars are, like, forever and stuff. One guy I used to work with had murals above the elbow on each arm. One was a scene of Egypt that looked really cool but, like I said, most are awful. I knew someone who had spider webs on his elbow ffs. Some people do suit the right tattoos. The problem is a lot of tattoos just look awful on anyone, and those that might look ok on the right person and in the right place invariably aren't. A friend of mine got a sort of skeletal pirate done when he was young.... problem was it didn't look "cool" and "menacing", it looked like an even more comic and camp version of Skeletor. "It seemed a good idea at the time, but now I have to live with this ridiculous body-art for the rest of my life..."

In that case I think use of a taser of possibly rubber bullets would be fully justified. What a bellend. That pretty much sums up all the stars of that piece of video, tbh. Nobody comes out looking good from that - not even the oppressed brummie, on account of his accent.

The very notion that Dick Advocaat would ever want to come to Newcastle having just won the UEFA Cup with Zenit...

Concerning to hear the Mallorca tournament fixture list seems to be in disarray. Think the rest of that story is probably bollocks though.

Or instead of Crouch, just get someone useful instead. Someone like Nikola Žigić.

Fuck me. Check this out: Polish Football Blog

Moreover, has he actually confirmed that Barton's attack on Dabo was a contributing factor in his decision to knock NUFC back?

Hard to find a lass without her very own "tramp stamp" at the base of her spine these days. Not a big fan really...though if the tattoo is quite ornate I suppose it could provide useful distraction whilst pummelling away at her rump.

Have that Crouch He's a complete short-arse, by my standards.

I would fucking love it if this one comes true , but there's nee chance of that.

Nah that's just the lass that lick my ring clean post shite. I've helpfully highlighted the only two words that apply to you in truth.

Me too. Then I remembered Rozenhal...and the fact Rosicky is out. We'll see...

That's nowt. So you stamped your foot a bit. So what? Try having a full-on rectal prolapse squeezing one out and then try telling us again about your shitting woes.

Keep wondering if Blackburn would have McClaren as Sparky's replacement...

Balls of steel or just a total numbnuts?

Sinister bunch of Machiavellian bastards the lot of them. Probably planning a further incursion into the Balkan states as we speak... Ah bollocks, I knew there was something on the agenda for tonight...

Sinister bunch of Machiavellian bastards the lot of them. Probably planning a further incursion into the Balkan states as we speak...

Sure you've got all of that in the right order? to be honest that quote kind of runs in an endless loop so strictly speaking it's grammatically correct

Sure you've got all of that in the right order?

"I'll go on a diet tomorrow, I promise"

Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Are you saying that you stand, or squat, to poop? And basically just shit all over the place, whilst playing a banjo? Aye. But sometimes a harmonica helps lighten things a bit.

Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose.

I got Czech Republic, Jonny mate.