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Chronic the Drug Wasp

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  1. I'd take him back in a shot for £10m. His heart isn't in it at Liverpool and never was.
  2. Inbetweeners Movie. I quite liked the TV series and whereas that flowed naturally, this all felt a bit forced. Still it has one or two funny moments, but from the boat party onwards I thought it was total shite. Pretty disappointing all in all.
  3. Oh and adult autograph hunters. There's not a sorrier sight.
  4. Yaris drivers: In my experience, there are more cunts behind the wheels of these than any other vehicle. The misapplication of the word 'literally': Started a few years ago and has now reached epidemic proportions. Arseholes. Americanised British people: Nothing more cringeworthy than hearing a local say "cool" or "awesome" in the same context an American would.
  5. Some brilliant quips from the one called 'LiterallyJamie' there during the breakdown. My favourite being: What has Holland said about him anyway?
  6. I'd seen trailers for Bridesmaids and made a mental note to never watch it, but I'd heard it was funny from several people who'd seen it so I thought I'd give it a go. After not long into it I realised my gut was right and my recommenders were all flids, and fucked off to bed. Absolutely fucking dreadful.
  7. I imagine Redknapp had the guy ask him about it, cunt that he is.
  8. Seems to me like there definitely is a buy-out clause. I'm not bothering concerning myself with how much £ triggers it, as it's not like the team will see any of it. £7m, £10m or £15m, what does it matter to us as fans? He's gone end of the season at the latest unless his supposed 'dodgy knee' fucks up, lets face it.
  9. Mine's barmy in a good way. After a bit of a ropey start we now get along fine which is just as well cos I'm at hers now and have just dropped the nastiest foot-longer down her toilet. I'm sure the moment it left me was prophesied in the Bible.
  10. ^^ Is about the only thing they got right. Lots of comments along the lines of 'I know lots of Geordies and they don't think this of LFC'. Well, I know a few Geordies myself, being born & bred in Newcastle, and they all think LFC and its followers are a shower of cunts.
  11. Nah, it's not really a comedy. You might enjoy it more with a second viewing, since you know what you'll be in for rather than what you expect. Yeah I got the point of the film and thought it was alright, I quite liked it. But the reason I rented it was I saw that it is a Coen bros. film and wrongly assumed it'd be laden with their dark, humourous quips & conversations so abundant in films like The Big Lebowski, so felt a bit let down in that sense. Have you seen Miller's Crossing. Not particularly funny, but a cracking gangster picture. Aye, saw it years back. Not my favourite gangster flick, but still enjoyed it.
  12. Some of them are Americanised as well. I know a lad from Howdon who has Bieber hair says 'awesome' all the time, he's a right annoying cunt. How he gets away without getting a clip on a regular basis living in Howdon is beyond me.
  13. I'd just like to see it because of their behaviour when we went down at Villa Park.
  14. Chris Smalling is the only one to come from the 8th level to my knowledge. Ian Wright went from Dulwich Hamlet to Palace just short of his 22nd birthday. Palace were 2nd division then though, I dunno what level Dulwich Hamlet were at but my guess is pretty shit.
  15. Looks like Pardew was putting up a smokescreen to stop us having to step aside for Eastleigh. My guess is we'll have forgotten this chump's name in a month. That said, didn't Les go from a similar level straight to QPR?
  16. Nah, it's not really a comedy. You might enjoy it more with a second viewing, since you know what you'll be in for rather than what you expect. Yeah I got the point of the film and thought it was alright, I quite liked it. But the reason I rented it was I saw that it is a Coen bros. film and wrongly assumed it'd be laden with their dark, humourous quips & conversations so abundant in films like The Big Lebowski, so felt a bit let down in that sense.
  17. Barton Fink, this morning. Was alright but nowhere near as funny as I'd hoped.
  18. I have no photos, but here is me recreating THAT scene from Women In Love with my pet monster Jeff. Uploaded with ImageShack.us
  19. That's how I saw it as well, it looks like he's struggling to keep a straight face at one point. But this should not detract from how much of a cunt the man is.
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