Chronic the Drug Wasp

Class film! After my latest trip to Blockbuster: Fright Night: Seen the original a couple of times as a kid, but can't remember ever remembering it. I imagine it won't take long for me to forget this either, as nothing really happens. Still, not the worst rental ever. Drive: Modern day Clint-style man-of-few-words-lonesome-hero type flick. Big difference is that during Gosling's silences there is no build up of tension, nor anticipation of what is to come from him. When he did speak, I just didn't give a fuck. There are no memorable scenes, no memorable dialogue and I felt very underwhelmed after all the critical acclaim. That said it's not the worst film ever or anything, it's OK. Hostel 3: Turned this off after about 10 minutes. The credits were actually still going. Absolute dog shit. Hangover 2: Turned this off after about 20 minutes. While the original was quite funny, it was nowhere near funny enough to be funny twice.

After Liverpool he was always ganna get done at some point either by a ref or the FA. I must say he seems like one of these pricks who can dish it out but can't take it.

Their drummer died last night so I imagine the gig is off.

A lorry full of terrapins has shed its load in Ashington. Police say it's turtle chaos.

Cheers Craig, you can fuck off now.

Don't see what's loveable about Balotelli like. He's a knob.

Canny player but a cunt of a man. He can do as many PR stunts as he likes, my perception of him will not change. He is a total fucking wanker and that's that.

It'd be difficult to cheer on a lad who has bashed his lass twice and been convicted of assaulting his own mother.

"Pigs will fly before the scum go to Europe... " Er...

If the greatest manager the English game's seen doesn't think his ability is worth the baggage then that is an obvious sign to keep well clear.

A downbeat, jet-lagged Ba pisses on Shola still. Get him in there.

To be fair I think this one is just winding them up, but there are a lot of genuine posters on there who come across as being so far beyond deluded that they're mentally ill. Because of such folk, the forum can be an hilarious read.

I preferred this: From the same poster I think?

He's definitely on the brink like. It's only a matter of time before he turns up at a press conference in a string vest.

I would take him back at the right price in a shot. He's still a good striker & as things stand it looks likely that Ba will move on in the summer. Yes Liverpool don't play to his strengths, but I bet a healthy percentage of Carroll's goals for us were scored with his feet without the ball having been fizzed into the box from the wing. I think a big part of the problem is he doesn't want to be there and never did.

So Jonas, one of most hard working players, is dropped for Marvaux and BA is played on the left of a front 3, is that right? Found it a bit strange meself. Thought Marveux was a winger? Anyway until we shift Santon to the right and get a proper left-back I don't see how you can leave Jonas out.

I am fortunate enough to have spent only 6 weeks on the dole in my life and in that time, I could afford next to nothing with what I received in benefits. Even the cheapest food from the cheapest shops was a struggle let alone anything else. "50" plasma telly; Nintendo DS; Air Max trainers; holidays to Spain" etc etc. Fuck off man, if full on 'dole scroungers' with these luxuries are actually in existence (a minority at best) then they've acquired them some other way, i.e. by drug dealing, robbing, or some other form of criminal activity. Maybe even gifts from relatives, but benefits do not afford them these things directly. I know a couple of lasses with bairns who work under 16 hours and pretend they're single in order to receive tax credits. In reality they aren't single, but live with a fella earning a full wage and as a result are living very comfortably with all the top ups, but full on dole claimants living the life of riley? Absolute bollocks.

8 games if you racially abuse another player; 4 games if you try to stamp on another player's head. Good to see the FA handing out punishments proportionate to the crime.

I've never voted yet, as I've never seen a point. Seems to me that the whole event is just another charade to keep us thinking we live in the free world.

I see the first tentative criticisms of King Wanksplat are being uttered among the Liverpool faithful. Give them another year and perhaps they'll see him for the washed-up alky that he is. He should have wrapped it after Blackburn and I for one wish he had, the damage he managed to do to us in such a short space of time was remarkable.

It gets worse every time I see it, it's horrific. It's worse than any two-footed tackle and is very deliberate. Forget career threatening tackles, if that had connected as I think Balotelli intended it, it could've caved Parker's head in. I hope he gets banned for fucking ages, wanker.

Looks 100% deliberate to me.

Not putting a full strength side out for this is unthinkable. It'd be worse than Hughton throwing away a chance to win the league cup.

Balotelli is an absolute cunt for that and I hope he gets a lengthy ban. What he did was far worse than what Suarez did for me. Parker could have been very seriously hurt there.

Why just us and Sunderland?