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Chronic the Drug Wasp

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  1. I knew at half-time we'd pay the price for not making the most of our dominance, I've seen it all too many times before. Still, I didn't expect us to implode like that.
  2. like your sense of humour......if we two we will be rocking......Lua Lua will want to score Does he not always want to score like? Anyway, very good chance for us to win it this year and because of that I can't see us fucking this up, especially after today's reality check. 3-0 the Toon.
  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmg9e785lo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmg9e785lo
  4. Aye his celebrations are proper irritating, he's got nee class. That fat spacker trying to neck on with Ji after the Man City goal was embarrassing enough but you can hardly have a go at the lad when the gaffer's getting knee trembled off the backroom staff. Wind it in Penfold.
  5. If he wastes loads of chances and he has scored 37 in 65 games, how many chances are one of the worst sides in the Bundesliga creating for him like?! Even if the mackem has seen this lad's every match his opinion is as flimsy as any football fan's. Aye I thought the same he claims he's watched every game but he was talking as if they were flying high . The second point is key like if this lad was so knowledgeable why are Sunderland not paying him to scout for them, doesn't stop the mackems lapping it up like. I've never seen the lad play myself and the stats, while impressive, guarantee fuck all. But I'm very much looking forward to seeing him play for us and the meltdown over the water over his signing has already paid back some of the fee. Can you imagine a similar reaction by Newcastle fans if he'd gone to Sunderland? What a bunch of fucking idiots.
  6. It's was over 100 years ago. Long before subs were used. I think we won the league that season and Sunderland lost 8-1 to Burnley or someone like that in the same year. If that doesn't sum those fuckers up A mackem I know used this as his defence after BOTH the 4-1 at the stadium of shite and the 5-1 from last season his fucking granda wasn't even born when they beat us 9-1 the daft bastard, just ask them the scorers there's nee comeback. This one is really cringeworthy http://www.readytogo...ad.php?t=664917 a whole thread looking for people that they think snubbed us for them, oh dear. If we ever went head to head for a player and were willing to offer the same wages and transfer fee the player would choose us over them guaranteed. Cringeworthy and fucking hilarious. I feel sorry for the lad Donnie - he seems to have his head screwed on.
  7. If he wastes loads of chances and he has scored 37 in 65 games, how many chances are one of the worst sides in the Bundesliga creating for him like?! Even if the mackem has seen this lad's every match his opinion is as flimsy as any football fan's.
  8. You need to look at the players he bought for Villa with that money It was the equivalent of taking out a loan at 50.9% APR and spending it on alcohol to make you happy, good while you are drinking, fucking shit when you wake up Yeah there's some absolute fucking shockers. Their utmost faith in a guy who spent £10m on Curtis Davies & £8.5m on Reo Coker is baffling. I can see this being Magic Carpet Ride 2.
  9. Canny read for a giggle. I'm surprised at how much faith a lot of them on there seem to have in Martin O'Neill. Fair enough he's left all the teams he's managed in better shape than he inherited, but you'd be forgiven for thinking he's some sort of managerial god by some of their attitudes towards him. After 4 years he managed to take Villa to the dizzy heights of where we are now, spending £120m in the process. I can't see him getting that spending power at Sunderland and I think a lot of them are ganna end up very disappointed mesel like. They're now being linked with Bobby Zamora - I'd be fuming if we were in for him and so would they be if Bruce was still manager, but because it's O'Neill it's alreet, have faith etc.
  10. I think that explains why Maiga 'failed' his medical in December. This signing has been a very pleasant surprise to me. Of course the window's still got a couple of weeks left, but any signing(s) we made in this window I thought would be reactionary to one of our 'big guns' going for big money. It now appears as though they were doing business the sensible way - by not talking as if we had any money to spend, nevermind amounts. Trying not to get carried away, but hopefully a left-back and centre-back are in their sights as well.
  11. If Cabaye isn't all that injured then he can expect a few more tasty tackles from the opposition after that.
  12. I was in Nottingham a couple of years, can't say I enjoyed it much. St, Anne's, The Meadows, Clifton are all shitholes. West Bridgford though was regarded in the same way as Gosforth is. Graeme Swann & Stuart Broad live there I think? Some OK people there but too many of them have seen The Wire.
  13. Wasn't it Souness who bought the wrong player for Southampton over the phone to the lads 'agent'. Not sure? Possibly. I remember him signing a player who was supposedly George Weah's cousin and a proper cush player. He brought him on as sub and then went on to sub him later in the game, after it became apparent that he wasn't even a professional footballer. Aye I think that's him, class. Guy's name is Ali Dia. From Wiki: Fucking hilarious.
  14. Wasn't it Souness who bought the wrong player for Southampton over the phone to the lads 'agent'. Not sure? Possibly. I remember him signing a player who was supposedly George Weah's cousin and a proper cush player. He brought him on as sub and then went on to sub him later in the game, after it became apparent that he wasn't even a professional footballer.
  15. Souness signed Parker because, despite not giving him a game, Jose Mourinho said he was mint. At the time, Mourinho saying that was like John Candy with his Casio at the hotel desk in Planes, Trains & Automobiles. And they have this cretin in the studio as an expert.
  16. As far as I am aware, I have no kids. Me and my lass don't bother with contraception because I hate condoms and female contraceptives don't agree with her. We both have the attitude that if it happens then so be it. However, as she's now had more miscarriages than Liverpool FC (of justice) the baby docs want us to get tested to see if there's a problem with us. I could point out that she hasn't had a problem falling pregnant to me, so my spunk is perfectly ahreet, but I'm quite looking forward to the challenge of spunking in a tube and getting it to the Centre For Life within 90 minutes, keeping it warm the whole time. Also, there'll be nee need to delete the laptop history that day. Well not all of it anyway.
  17. http://www.guardian....ison-harassment Sounds worse than Ranger.
  18. Anyway if Man United are willing to let this Morrison go then something extremely serious must be up with his attitude, considering the personalities Fergie's handled over the years.
  19. Tell me what I've said that isn't right? Parker is wank, there weren't too many crying eyes when he left. Shows how shite English football is when he can get 10 caps, his passing further than 10 yards is shit, he can't shoot, he's one of these players that the likes of Ray Wilkins stick to their mattresses about, and I put it down to the fact he's a Londoner in his mould. Best thing he ever did was the keepy ups on the McDonald's ads in 1994. Totally agree. Fuck me, the amount of times I felt like ripping my seat out and frizzbeeing it at the cunt as he twisted and twirled swideways across the pitch with our forwards making decent runs doesn't bear thinking about. West Ham were more than welcome to him.
  20. I see what you're saying but the bottom line would be they've lost £20m+ on a player inside of a year and that's pua ladgeful mannnnnnnnn. Love that word, I bet it's in Carroll's 50 most used words. Aye, and 'waxa'. And I'm sure 'alfie' gets a run out whenever he sees his ex-lass.
  21. I see what you're saying but the bottom line would be they've lost £20m+ on a player inside of a year and that's pua ladgeful mannnnnnnnn.
  22. When we beat Man United 5-0, did we not then go to Leicester and lose 2-0?
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