Chronic the Drug Wasp

Marveux if he can stay fit, but I've serious doubts. Obertan has pace and there's so many times he'll pick the ball up and I expect him to simply run the full-back and whip it in Gillespie style, but he does something else, stupid instead. Too often he does the wrong thing, as has been said I don't think his weaknesses can be coached out of him.

They've finished 7th twice in my lifetime so don't know what the fuck he's on about there. O'Neill's alright, although an annoying cunt. He'll be steady and I wouldn't be surprised to see them push for a top 8 finish next season, but you'd think he was Fergie or Brian Clough the way they gan on.

Maybe he would take it if offered, but I have to say it's the worst time I can remember to take over as England manager. Too many of the established players are wankers and when you look at what's coming through, the cupboard is pretty bare.

Bang on. They definitely seem to get proper angry over stuff they've made up themselves. Collectively they're a strange fucking bunch man. In one breath they're slating us over how Bobby apparently said he was disappointed at being spat at by 'one of his own' over not picking KK for England, the next they're saying he was a Sunderland fan. In one breath they're just as good as us on paper man for man, the next we'll be selling all our players this summer when we receive mega-bids for them. It always goes into over-drive when we're doing well anaall. I genuinely think some of them become that bitter they're mentally ill when it comes to all things us.

If offered I think Pardew would be sensible to leave it to someone else (probably Redknapp) to try pick the bones out of the likes of Terry, Cole, Lampard, Gerrard and while it's [invevitably] going proper tits-up and the likes of them are retiring from international football, he could have a great couple more years with us, then take it starting with a new crop of players. That would be my plan if I was him. Anyway... before January I would have said that this summer will see anyone we have of value having any reasonable bids gleefully accepted, with cheaper alternatives coming in. But I do wonder now whether whatever drove Ashley to buy us to begin with has been rekindled. January suggests it might have. We'll see.

Sold Giles Barnes and Leroy Lita a condom each at a fiver a pop in the early hours at a Nottingham hotel bar. They'd pulled a couple of slappers and the blob machine was fucked.

Are there actually women out there who find 'men' obsessing over their bodies attractive? I mean body fat percentages? Fucking hell.

It's difficult to imagine a lass asking Billy Askew to dance. I once megged Danny Anderson. I megged Clarky as an 11 year old - he was 16 (I think) and he hauled me to the ground. He'd not do it now, I'd kick his fucking heed in.

I wouldn't go watch the entire first 11 for free.

I honestly wouldn't gan for free.

Tough one. Either Beardsley, Shearer, or Mike Jeffrey.

You stumped up £300 without knowing what it was for? I don't understand how any NUFC fan could go watch a Sunderland match without it involving us. I'd never contemplate doing it, for any reason. I know an SAFC fan who occasionally lands himself in the box at SJP for one of our matches through mates. Can't get me heed around that, either.

I'm all for us signing young and promising strikers but they're unknown quantities, I'd be very worried going into the season with them as the only back-up. I cannot see how we're going to get proven quality to come here and play cameos/cover injuries. Shola and Best aren't that bad, in fact some of the former's sub apps have been excellent this season, as well the Man United match performance. Our priorities must lie elsewhere this summer - CB and LB are necessities.

I'd not have Bent or N'Zogbia. Didn't Bent knock us back years ago in favour of a move to Charlton when we were top 4? Good poacher but I don't think the footballing side of things interests him much - certainly nowhere near as much as money does anyway. Characters like him are the opposite to what our excellent season has been built on. And Charlie's nowt but a little cunt anarl. Fuck them both.

A photoshopped version of their banners and a trip to their board would be more in order. Travelling to Norwich to rub their noses in it with an actual banner would be ladgeful, especially when we're at Everton.

I agree, someone like Jordan Rhodes may well be worth a punt, but there is no guarantee with young'uns. He may well turn out to be absolute wank. Best & Shola really aren't that bad, especially as 3rd/4th/5th choice. Getting in a CB and a LB is much more important I think.

I'm curious as to which strikers, who are better than Best & Shola, would be prepared to come and sit on our bench until the ACoN?

I loved watching England the 86 & 90 World Cups and Euro 96, but by the late 90s I had developed an indifferent attitude towards England which has grown to border on disliking them. I don't think I'm really happy to see them lose, but neither am I to see them win. I think it's because I know so many of the players are total fucking wankers. To a much lesser extent, our top 4 finishes under Bobby were soured ever so slightly in the very back of my mind by knowing that the likes of Dyer, Jenas, Bramble, Bellamy were absolute cunts.

I had about 4 months there a few years ago. Thought it great at first but suddenly got bored of it very quickly and would've gotten bored even more quickly had I not been borrrrrsting this right saucy little minx arl owa. I remember finding it very depressing having lots of expensive shops, restaurants & residences in walking distance but was unable to afford them. Also the locals' crack was shit.

I fully expected to lose that final so it never felt close to me. I couldn't believe we got there - we were fucking shite. The following year the same against the best Man United side I've seen, we had no chance. It was the semi under Bobby when I genuinely thought we could win it. Poyet you cunt.

Hughton pissed me right off last season fielding a weakened team against Arsenal at home in the League Cup. Had we done them, and I think we could well have at full strength, we'd have had a mint chance to win it. Even doing the Mackems 5-1 days later didn't really soften it my anger at Hughton for that.

Anderson looked a dud right from the off, the only reason he's still there is the fee they paid. The Mirror reckons £10m to sign Sigurdsson. Well worth it considering his age.

Na you've got me for company there. Canny shot-stopper, but I remember the toys coming out the pram when Bobby dropped him and him jumping ship the year we went down. Not that I think we'd have stayed up had he remained, mind you.

"Whilst driving along a country road I came on some magpies on the road. As usual, I accelerated to try and hit them. My friend treavlling with me and also a Sunderland supporter, said that he did that as well. Have you done this, and if so, have you succeeded? I haven't yet."

Pretty much read what you have, plus I've seen Walker's name in there amongst the alleged mutineers. Could be bullshit, but supposedly Adebayor's Twitter bio said 'plays for spurs' and now it doesn't. Usually the press convey shit like this about us in a bid to help the wheels fall off. Makes a nice change to see it with another club.