Chronic the Drug Wasp

I had the scoop on Koura almost a week ago. Fucking Ryder.

It's about value for money - Koura will cost us a lot less than he would if he was English.

Think we might be signing a young French striker called Anthony Koura.

I think there's a fucking tremendous opportunity for us this season coming - Spurs will be in transition, Liverpool are shit and I can see Arsenal weaker again. All will depend on our ambition in the transfer market. The early signs are good with incomings, but we'll see.

Did Rodgers not mean he's more chance of playing every week at Liverpool than Spurs and he thought that'd swing it?

It's because they associate his kind of oddball behaviour with a footballing genius like Gazza. He's a little bit better than average striker, the only thing special about him is his wankerness grabs headlines

I'm very excited because I am going to see Chris Cornell tonight. Been wanting to see him (rather Soundgarden though) for 20 years.

I discovered the Geordie Pride by accident when I was there 3 years ago. Canny, very very small but quirky decked in Newcastle memorabilia. But certainly not the best design for what I dropped down the toilet, which had everyone scampering for the outside terrace.

I think if he was going to sign for us it'd have happened before the Euros. Shame cos he looks a player.

Game's opened up, it's perfect for Defoe.

Shit game between two fucking awful teams.

Yee for fucking real or what?

Twice I've heard Pardew try to assure everyone that Ba is absolutely not about the money, but that he's a spiritual person who craves the love and a feeling of being wanted. If he goes to somewhere like Turkey then he's ganna meck Pardew look a right arsehole.

I thought the officials were a little unfavourable towards England but this lot tonight are taking the piss out of Russia. I hope Russia win now.

This is the worst England side since that shambles Taylor put together in the early 90s. On Peter Reid, he looks like he's got cancer to me. I hope not cos he's always come across as a canny bloke.

I don't know where this classy club fallacy comes from. Is it a RTG thing created on the back of not having anything over us or what? I've never heard or read it anywhere else but on there, and I genuinely don't know what the fuck they're going on about when they speak of it.

Tiote did ahreet but looked half a yard off his norm to me, perhaps carrying a knock? Santon and Coloccini were our best I thought. Our forwards didn't have much joy but as has been said on another day some things may have come off. Kompany for them is just immense.

Not watching but I imagine that sounds like someone tuning in a radio without much luck.

That one was very close. I'm sure I read somewhere that Salako was in the car practically on his way up when he was told not to bother after all. Didn't we get a cut-price Ginola as compo after PSG used us to ramp up the fee from Milan for George Weah?

There is definitely an element of their 'support' to which our plight is more important to them than their own. I saw one post last Sunday or Monday which was fucking beaming, ranting on about our defeat at Wigan and how it proved that this season was a fluke etc etc. Then it ends with 'great weekend as the lads got a draw as well'. Said it all I think. They support whoever we're playing first, Sunderland second.

Can't stand Man City, all clubs have their share but they've more than theirs of absolute cunts following them. It'll be extra special if a win for us goes a long way to fucking up their title bid.

You have to consider the calibre of players Messi and Ronaldo play alongside at Barca and Real compared to Shearer at Blackburn. Had he went to Man United in his early-mid 20s I think his goals to games ratio would've been comparable to that of those two.

Gazza vs Palace in the cup early 1988. It wobbled in the hoop the net draped over. I was 9 and had a mint view of it from the Milburn Paddock - knew it was in as soon as he hit it. I think someone may have had a goal harshly ruled out for Palace that day as well...

"I don't have an email address for him, but I really thought about sending him one." What a silly little man.

His head is a fucking biological oddity. I reckon if you stuck a lit candle in the bottom of a 2 litre pop bottle and an unshelled egg in the top and removed it after 30 seconds, you'll have created your very own Obertan. He is the love child of Texas Pete's mate 'Skeleton' from SuperTed.