Chronic the Drug Wasp

The defeatist attitude that is apparent on here is something that'll definitely see us relegated if it's present amongst players and fans. We're very capable of beating every single one of these cunts left to play and we should be getting ourselves out of it, we're Newcastle United for fuck's sake.

Not sure if that's just how it looks due to our inability to bat against spin. We'll see how Rashid and Ali go.

I'd give Morgan the bullet after this no matter what happens. I can't think of a single legitimate reason to bat first here and his batting has been unconvincing for ages now.

Aye I mean the big thing for me is for all the lack of quality and confidence we looked like we wanted something out of the game. It was refreshing not to see the white flag waved as soon as the first goal went in. Gan at the mackems with the same effort and with the crowd I think we'll do them.

Bobby started with an encouraging 1-0 defeat at Chelsea.

I thought we did alright and that amount of effort in the remaining 9 will see us safe I think. That peanut headed cunt Anita wants shot of whatever happens.

I don't know why people outside of Leicester want these to win it. The people of Leicester are, generally speaking, absolute cunts. Looking at the contenders it's a bit like choosing a mutilation. I'll have my foreskin chopped please (Tottenham).

How the fuck does that cunt Anita continue to swindle a living from us? Apart from him I think we've done alright.

He wanted the sack I think.

I thought he showed a bit when he came on at Stoke, was shocked to see Riviere start instead of him next match. It's as if McClaren wanted the sack.

Any manager proven at the level Benitez is would have that in. Just be happy he's here man.

2-1 the Toon; Huth own goal late on, subsequent pitch invasion and paggers galore outside.

He will have, which means that it's taken 8 years for them to come around to the idea of what Keegan wanted 8 years ago.

I hope in his first interview he talks about 55,000 screaming Geordies and our famous number 9 shirt. I'll be straight on RTG.

I'd forgotten how much I'd have loved to scuttle Vicky Michele. Thanks.

If this appointment can't stimulate our shower of dicksplashes into giving a bit of effort then nothing would. If it does then I think we'll stop up nee bother. I bet Charnley is too thick to be disbelieving of his luck. This is the most excited I've felt about us since Keegan came back. I feel like cracking open a few bottles but I've got Warmseal coming at 3.

I think Rafa should arrive at the ground in a chariot drawn by a visibly exhausted McClaren, nude but for the harness. The reins peeling his lips apart to reprise that grin he beamed in the Chelsea aftermath. Or use a bog standard horse and cart for a subtle reference to Ashley's assertions at the end of last season.

@themichaelowen With McClaren's days numbered there are plenty of solid managers available and waiting to get back in. Pearson, Benitez and Moyes look favs. 38 mins ago. What a vacuous little helmet this man is. What a waste of clothing. I bet the external corners of his washing machine fucking stink of his lass's pip.

Comfortably as in a few points between us and relegation, I can't see us finishing above 17th.

Those are players we have who would walk into their teams - you can make an argument for our other players as well such as Mitrovic, Sissoko, Tiote. With the players we have we would be nowhere near relegation if the application was there and IF the cunts try from now til the end, we'll get out of it comfortably I think.

In my opinion, Shelvey, Wijnaldum, Townsend, Perez, Mbemba, Janmaat would all walk into Norwich and Sunderland's teams.

I think we have the quality to get ourselves out of it comfortably if the effort is there and hopefully a new manager will provoke the cunts into applying it.

Benitez had a job above his station but there's no doubt in my mind he'd get us going in the right direction, which is why I can't see Eddie Hitler getting him.

I thought we were ganna dee a 'Leeds' 94-95 but we had a dodgy patch going into Winter and then we sold Cole, which resulted in Paul Shitson leading our line for the rest of the season. I remember feeling disappointed finishing 6th, fucking hell.

NJM worked canny for me 2nd half. My god I wish it hadn't.