Andrew

Almost anything you sad sad man.

Only 4 or 5 so far, one was from Sweden which is a bit odd. School hasn't let out yet though so the children haven't arrived yet, these will mostly be grown men so far.

You've what, 2 league wins this year? you should be worrying about your own house.

BT Sport are set to show the Champions League and Europa league finals on Freeview and streamed on their youtube channel. Don't really give a shit about freeview but the youtube stream is an interesting idea.

According to who? It wouldn't be a surprise mind you but really no one actually knows that.

I can't see anyone giving us more than we paid for him. He'll stay with us 1 full season at least. Sort of feel the same with mbemba, mitro and possibly wijnaldum.

He would but he'll want away like Enrique didn't at the time. I'd let him go, we'll get a bit of cash for him and Anita looks like a more competent defender anyway. Assuming we have a half decent manager and having watched the best team in the championship a few times this season I reckon we'll batter that league regardless of the expected departures. Waiting on the Rafa news now.

Desperate for Rafa to stay, I think we'll be fine as long as he does. If he goes we'll spend all summer flogging players and not appointing anyone then promote Cathro, who is probably not ready, rather than appointing someone. Who I want rid of(annotated with "twat")/think will go Krul Janmaat Colo - twat Sissoko - twat Tiote if a big offer from China comes in Wijnaldum - twat Thauvin - should never have been bought! Cisse - not a twat but past it, he'll go to china or something Perez - might be a twat I think we'll end up keeping the likes of Gouffran and Riviere as they'll "be fine in the championship"

Fixed that for you

Aye. Honestly not that bothered about going down if he does stay.

Aye they won't roll over won't they Roberto? Fucking charlatan.

The only way that Everton team won't roll over is if Martinez tells them they should. He's lost that dressing room and any authority over it completely.

I don't reckon Mbemba is going, we paid a fair bit for him and we won't make money on him, same for Townsend and possibly Wijnaldum. We're financially stable enough to not need to sell if we're only out of the top division for one season which I think we'll be banking on. Rumours today (written up in the mail) that Benitez is now considering staying when we do go down too so yeah. Also, from your next post, Graham Carr doesn't sign players, he is a scout, Charnley/Ashley do.

We've looked better with Lascelles and Mbemba in recent games than we have with him for a few years now. by many accounts hes got a shite attitude as well, he can fuck off.

I'm not keen on this really

I'm starting to think Haidara being fit is going to be one of those things we're always looking forward to

I'd take him, he's got experience of winning the championship!

oh aye one of them was running for MP or local council or something as well the berk

Liverpool through with a 3-1 win. Sevilla won 5-3 overall though.

Well Liverpool are at home this time and only have a 1 goal deficit to turn over, if they show up then they can absolutely wallop Villareal. The other game is 2-2, a 1-0 there isn't beyond Shakhtar, they've a lot of quality and experience in europe.

Quoted for when Shakhtar and Liverpool get through tonight

On the flip side mine took 6 weeks so it's not necessarily going to be months. Mostly depends on who you go with, its nearing peak(ish) mortgage season at the moment as well.

Called them a small club once, they don't like him.

I'm from Burnley, live there. Mate had a spare ticket

Just got home from that match. Wasn't a great game but the celebrations were ace!