Andrew

And hes still a terrible finisher

Commentator is talking some right old shit here about fans being upset if Sissoko goes in summer. Does anyone actually like him?

Wijnaldum going off, Aarons coming on. our top scorer, 2 today and I still don't give a shit if he stays this summer

3-1, Wijnaldums second of the game. Spurs very much in 3rd

Penalty won by sissoko 100% a dive

Why can you never spell players names right?

Mitro sent off

Tiote off, shelvey on wonder if thats the last we'll see of him

But before that 2-1 Lamela Poor from Darlow, should've kept that out

Shelvey coming on at some point here

2-0

auf wiedersehen is right, can't make that out that well from that pic

Anyone in the ground able to report on the mackem plane plan?

Aye its fucking cobblers it'll never happen.

You know, its periods like this that make me appreciate you.

Arteta and/or Rosicky anyone?

oooooffffff

They didn't put photos in the dictionary in my day

Aye hes got a London IP

Dear me, I'm almost sad that Goonie is back at work today if that's the level we're getting

Leaving Juventus for an unknown location knowing that if he doesn't fancy anyone coming in he'll still have to move since Madrid will want rid. It just seems odd to me, 0 guarantees for him if he goes for it and heads over to Madrid.

Oh yeah it definitely makes sense from RMs point of view but Morata doesn't have to move unless he wants to. Why would you go to Real Madrid knowing you were planned to be shunted on ASAP. What contract would they offer him? It's just weird

Real Madrid are to activate Alvaro Moratas buy back clause from Juventus, £24 million, and immediately sell him on to the highest bidder apparently. Which sounds like some proper bullshit. If I was Morata I'd be turning down whatever their contract offer on the principle of that.

Quique Sanchez has left Watford. Possibly a good option if Rafa doesn't stay?

You're ruining his special day!