Andrew

We've been linked to him pretty often since Jan, if it was a toss up between those 2 he'd be nuts not to choose southampton though

"war" He nicked a telly in the riots the other year.

You should do that

Widely accepted that Obertan and Elliot were Pardew signings isn't it? Elliot definitely was at least, played under old Pards at Charlton. Bigi is still only 21 and its still a bit confusing why, after a few tidy outings in the first team, he was very suddenly fucked off to nowhere.

it keeps me up at night

he likes to re-sign up with a new IP address, he goes through a lot of trouble to post here bless him

Barca score, nevermind

Bayern get the first goal 7 minutes in, might not be such a dead rubber afterall!

And despite our real life problems at left back you've two former NUFC left backs in your squad! good going!

Janmaat is back thought right?

Made a mention of Boris' Zero hour contract "joke" earlier in facebook and someone has replied saying that people are fed up hearing about politics now and its time of "move on positively" with what we've got. Utterly baffling attitude from an NHS employee no less.

5 is less than 6

They're worse though, hence already being relegated

http://www.theguardian.com/football/picture/2015/may/12/david-squires-on-the-fight-to-avoid-the-europa-league Squires is superb!

They've nothing to lose aye but nothing to gain either, their team is either past it or pure mercenary. We will win this weekend.

I do sort of wonder what would happen if a club took the "fuck ffp" mindset, if we were bought by some super rich lunatic who spent hundreds of millions on us in one season, flaunting FFP completely to drag us up to a level of getting in the CL, having us excluded from it for one season, would UEFA actually let that club back in the following season with no further ramifications or would they take a sour view of someone completely fucking off their clever rules?

So so close to an unbeaten league season Wrapped the title up with 6 games to go and bloody southampton beat me in the 36th league match... FFP navigated by inflating the shite out of my sponsorship money, CL next season. The Messi clone (creatively named after myself, yes I am that immature) and Memphis depay had a great battle on the goalscoring front but it was in the end won by notMessi who went on an end of season tear and finished with 46 goals to Depays 41. Still hasn't had an england call up despite scoring more than 100 goals in 2 seasons, think that might be down to some editing fuck up not letting him be called though, might take over england and see if I can do it. I'm still playing Janmaat and Krul as there aren't many good right backs knocking about and Tim simply hasn't let me down, averaging over 7.00 in both seaons which is good for a keeper who doesn't have much work to do. The squad is preposterous, especially at CM where I have two spots for Pogba, Pjanic, Strootman and Ramsey to fight for.

You've mentioned Dier and Bolasie before, what makes you think they're available at all, let alone at the sort of price we'd pay

oh dear!

QPR are abject, and very old. as long as we don't just hump it to them I'd expect Perez and Cabella to be able to run rings around Clint Hill and Dunne

Another report saying they've not been released but suspended until the end of the season and told to find new clubs.

Sorry, Horst Heldt, the club "General Manager"

Apparently the manager threatened that whoever didn't give it all for the club would be sacked before the next training session. So there you go