Andrew

Serie A TOTS http://www.futhead.com/14/totw/totsseriea/

Sylvain Distin has officially retired from international football on twitter having never actually been called up

60 million to spend in summer and our first signing in a matter of days apparently things are looking up!

Spurs have managed to get the next Gareth Bale into their academy http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/professionals-profiles/kenneth-mcevoy/

Messi and SIF tevez sold, this purchased. http://www.futhead.com/14/squads/11578895/ bundesliga TOTS are so cheap now its brilliant

He was a big part of the reason for their implosion last time round wasn't he?

2 of ours in the france squad Goalkeepers: Lloris, Landreau, Mandanda. Defenders: Debuchy, Sagna, Koscielny, Sakho, Varane, Mangala, Digne, Evra. Midfielders: Cabaye, Grenier, Matuidi, Mavuba, Pogba, M. Sissoko, Valbuena Forwards: Benzema, Giroud, Griezmann, Rémy, Ribéry The reserve list includes Southampton's Schneiderlin, Remy Cabella, Gonalons, Lacazette, Perrin, Ruffier and Tremoulinas

He'll be alright, couple of carlings and mean machine on dvd and he'll be back to his old self.

No idea, but it's too much tbh. Always had a thing for card games since I was a kid with pokemon cards and football stickers. They've nailed me pretty well with this one.

Well the team is priced at about 4.5 million, there are individual players who go for more, any pele that hits the market is 15million and sells in minutes

about £240/250 quid

Ok, one of you change your avatar.

Theres time yet, the leagues only just finished and the FA cup final is still in the way

Hes more than capable of what would be recquired of a Guardiola fullback and that area of his game would unqeustionably improve under Guardiolas coaching compared to alan fucking pardews, hes streets ahead of Rafinha in every regard.

ahh apparently so. Barca will want to replace him in that case, Real have been mentioned but Carvajal is decent. Bayern a possibility if Pep wants to keep Lahm as a centre mid

Dead cert to be off, PSG I reckon, keen to join up with Cabaye again, payrise, titles, CL football and he is definitely better than Jallet

Joe Hart Fraser Forster Ben Foster Glen Johnson Phil Jones Gary Cahill Phil Jagielka Chris Smalling Leighton Baines Luke Shaw Steven Gerrard Jack Wilshere Jordan Henderson Frank Lampard James Milner Ross Barkley Adam Lallana Raheem Sterling Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Wayne Rooney Daniel Sturridge Danny Welbeck Rickie Lambert

Head to head counts above gd in la liga

damp squib

We won't spend on proven talent (or any talent at all in fact) but a striker who hasn't scored for us during his trial period? Sure! Jesus wept

It won't be long now...

Not that long ago? Considering Carroll hasn't played for us for 3 years I reckon you might want to readjust that one to some other absolutely insane point or other

So hes a dickhead as well as not being good enough? We've got another Ranger on our hands here, you sure can pick 'em CT

Its the CT mindset, its why his new hobbies never stick or live up to his expectations, nothing can. Calling for 100% of people to do something does not mean that 100% are expected to do it by the caller, look at voter turnout for instance. 100% of registered voters in this country turning out to vote has never happened postwar, should the elections be labelled damp squibs and the results ignored? Of course fucking not, that is how the world works.

1. As a whole, terrible for us, best player sold, second best isn't ours, cretins as manager and owner, no ambition, nothing to cling to. 2. Given the second half of the season its miracle we are where we are, the only downside is that it is target met for pardew and he'll be getting a lovely bonus and still be manager next season. 3. I fucking well hope not, hes outstayed his welcome by a long way. 4. Manager and owner going and being replaced. More realistically us keeping hold of Debuchy and adding some actual full signings would be miraculous. 5. Cliché but Shearer. 6. You've done extremely well to do what you have, some naivety at the back has cost you the league but the attacking side of the team has been excellent, the huge effort from all involved in making people talk about Suarez as a footballer and not an almighty cunt is commendable. 7. Your defenders. 8. if your forwards show up, which is likely, it could actually be a record score for the Premier League.