Andrew

if anelka comes here would we be his 5th or 6th premiership club?

Optimistic on the sheer number of signings I think, I expect quite a few decent signings this summer but still expect a lot of the team to be the same as this year while the real problem areas and backroom staff are this summers priority

I'd have flamini no question

Djemba djemba has been quality this season since coming to burnley as for tudor, from what I've seen of him he's pretty good, definately worth a shot on a free

How old is he now?

BBC Sport Online chief football writer okey dokey, why's he such a nob?

Who the hell is phil mcnulty? charismatic roy keane? sunderland a better club? makem much?

If he can genuinely do this: then the team will have effectively got a huge "free" boost and I could even see something better than mid table next year. Glenn Roeder never talked about injuries tbh. Never talked about solving them

I say yes

Given the way a lot of our players tend to act, we need a babysitter tbh, or maybe a "super-nanny". big sam to send zoggy to the naughty step as his first act in charge?

Conclusive evidence then...

"Hi,i'm matty,nice to meet ya" Owen: Is this...heaven? wait...matty pattison? OH GOD NO!

I'd have ljungberg and ship duff out but I wouldn't touch barton with a barge pole for fear of him taking it off me and beating me with it now

What's your point exactly?

I'd be almost certain you were joking were it not for the amount of crap you've come out with today Judging by your assessment of big sam in relation to NUFC, I wouldn't trust your own instincts were you joking? Of course I was you dimwit. Well like I said, couldn't be sure The safety winks were clearling missing. EXACTLY

I'd be almost certain you were joking were it not for the amount of crap you've come out with today Judging by your assessment of big sam in relation to NUFC, I wouldn't trust your own instincts were you joking? Of course I was you dimwit. Well like I said, couldn't be sure

I'd be almost certain you were joking were it not for the amount of crap you've come out with today Judging by your assessment of big sam in relation to NUFC, I wouldn't trust your own instincts were you joking?

I'd be almost certain you were joking were it not for the amount of crap you've come out with today

I'd take him but we have more pressing needs IMO Wenger and Moyes are at the game apparently keeping an eye on him

Well planned this one... Big Sam and his dodgy ways! oh well..i'm gonna have to start liking the bloke,no point in torturing meself next season Hehe well I might be taking bets on when the Big Sam hate starts. It already has, SSH is not a happy chappy

charlton charlton going down oh well

Souness was never actually a good manager though, that is the difference

Just reported by them and supposedly confirmed by "sources close the the board" by the sports correspondant good

5 Live just reported (though unconfirmed) that allardyce has signed and will be our manager following the watford game

Why's that?