Steve

You know, I'll probably always think of him that way, whether he graciously sells and goes away quietly or throws a hissy fit on his way out. Pop quiz Neil you fucker. What will be your lasting opinion of the man?

I can't stand those bastards. Proper Geordies only or fuck off!

Magma, you have a whole fucking keyboard at your disposal. Stop using 2 instead of to, and the '2moro' shit has got to stop.

So many posters on here are just so unintentionally funny, yet I think this almost tops the lot. Do you seriously think you'll find a band willing to play for £30-£50 each for the night? Yeh well i did. £200 for the band, Costumes, drum kit with beatles logo, period instruments the lot. Spot on Steve. Spot. fucking. on. Well they must be shit Tom. Really. Fucking. Shit.

My advice: 1. Don't joke or even be light-hearted with the guys at immigration because they will fuck you over and keep you in their little office interviewing you for an hour and a half making you run across LAX to make your connection. 2. Don't take any text book with a radiation logo on it with you because they will accuse you of making dirty bombs and being in league with terrorist cells even though the book is quite clearly labelled as a medical one. 3. They have the greatest theme parks ever. Six Flags in New Jersey and Ohio are AWESOME and I'm planning a Florida trip just to go to Islands of Adventure. So make sure you check some of them out because you will have a kickarse time.

Are you sure you're not really training to be a midwife Luke?

This has made my night. Seriously.

My glasses are broken so I can't be certain I'm reading this properly, but did the Fish just call someone else a fatty? Yes he did, you speccy four eyed nerd. You're English, I'm not, therefore I'm better than you so pipedown.

My glasses are broken so I can't be certain I'm reading this properly, but did the Fish just call someone else a fatty?

Holy shit, Neighbours and Home and Away are going to be on the same channel. That's just fucking surreal.

Fucking hell (Pop quiz Neil you fucker), Steve the sooner you get your arse back to Melbourne and get yourself sorted out, the better the world will be. Simply because I find over the top internet trolls funny I need to go home and get myself sorted out? Um, what? Although I do accept that the world does revolve around me and that if I was completely well balanced the world as a whole would be a much more serene place. Can you imagine it? "How's the serenity?" is what everyone will say. And you're making no sense with the 'pop quiz' bit in your post there. Just thought I'd point it out in case you thought it did.

I don't mind your country but I am earning as much as your sweet, sweet money as I can before I leave. Where in my post did I say I didn't like the UK? So I don't think I'll 'fuck off back to oz' just yet. Actually, I might stay another year just to piss you off. How does that feel?

I think you'll find its the layers upon layers of (mis)management who have swallowed the NHS money. Not wanting to derail this thread further, but this is the case. I'm not going to count all of radiology because it's far too big, but in my area there are 11 staff members. Only four of us actually have anything to do with patients. Less than half of the employees have patient contact. That's the problem with the NHS right there, yet apparently they can't hire any of us locums permanently because they're not sure whether they can afford to.

So many posters on here are just so unintentionally funny, yet I think this almost tops the lot. Do you seriously think you'll find a band willing to play for £30-£50 each for the night?

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm quoting this because: 1) I missed it the first time around because I had no 'net access. 2) To remind every of it because it's hilarious.

So you're the people that buy and read the "autobiographies" of footballers. I didn't think people that that really existed.

I may cop shit for this but I actually find SSH entertaining. I say flame on my good man.

I think I'm gonna include the words 'pop quiz Neil you fucker' in every post I make from now on. Pop quiz Neil you fucker, which was better, Firefly or Buffy? Go!

Yeah, but none of the players that Man Utd or Chelsea have bought for the last few years have been worth the prices paid for them. Does anyone else think that other clubs massively inflate prices whenever those two become interested in a player? I don't want to give any moral support to the over-rich clubs in the world but other clubs do rip them off. So they should too, but when a club can afford to drop £17m+ on players other clubs will demand those prices.

You mean she's a fella? No, I just know where to go for proof that this is a parody campaign.

You are all so, so gullible. So gullible.

Well I'm pretty sure three quarters of this forum knows your full name anyway, so what does it matter? So it's from one cubicle world to another huh?

Please be forever.

Any woman that won't talk for hours about her boobs just isn't worth spending time with, so ask away and if she gets shitty then you know she's not worth the effort.

I bet anyone £20 that Mr Operator gets less shit for using the word 'nigger' than anyone would for using the word 'cunt'.