Sonatine

Think that's most days judging by the state of him. Wonder if he's still in the Black Diamond every night, the fucking lush

Also shat on by said pig shit thick mackems

Those shit stained seats won't clean themselves

Sneak peak of the speech tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6j3KHFEkz4

Looks like one of those frozen stiffs from the HMS Terror expedition to the Arctic

It had to be done

Joyeux Noël

If it costs £10 million to spruce up a lift, that must be some fucking lift. The flying glass one from Charlies Chocolate Factory has nowt on this cunt.

Ole's at the wheel

Found propped up in the corner after rigor mortis has set in - I'm Still Standing

Should be where the gaol option is for that fucking fiddler

LL Cool J

Don't call it a comeback We've been shit for years Worst team on the River Wear Puttin' clean seats at the SoS in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the half empty stadium go boo Adam Johnson, overpowerin' In front of the Paedo Hunters he's cowerin Wrecking the chicken shop when I write these lyrics That'll make you call the Canny Cops Competition's payin' the price I'm gonna knock you out Reiver said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Danger Nonce said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out That cunt who shat on his seat said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Word to your Mother. She's also your sister

More arm room for wanking in a van maybe?