Sonatine

Even if that isn't true I'm going to believe it

Gazza on standby with his fishing rod and bucket of fried chicken.

I thought the general consensus was that Fop was Raoul Moat, or was that someone else who used to post on here?

Aye, Keane wasn't having any of it tho iirc

Jeff Winter was a first class melt too, or Jeffrey Elizebeth Winter to give him his full name.

No sympathy from me since they stiffed us over with getting that match cancelled due to "icy conditions", snide fuckers.

http://ashleyout.com/articles/dear-mike-an-open-letter-to-mike-ashley/

This. Pleased as fuck for the guy

Billionaire Billy no mates.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-legend-kevin-keegan-implores-5751833

Not to worry, the Spoon Bending Motherfucker is on the case http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/uri-geller-bids-save-newcastle-9310484

There Will Be Blood

Looks like my nights TV viewing is sorted

More like sauce in permanently "thirsty" Alan Brazil's case.

Tbf to Scholes tho, would you want to socialize with the likes of Gary Neville?