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If they win their 2 games in hand they'll have more points than Sunderland. Strange how Bruce is perceived as doing well having spent £25m and Megson gets the sack having spent zero. That said, 2 of their next 3 PL games are against Arsenal, so they probably won't be climbing the table any time soon. Elmander 11m, Zat Knight 5m, Paul Robinson 2m, Sam Ricketts 1.5m, Danny Shittu 2m, Jlloyd Samuel 1m Not saying he had Man City levels of cash available, but he must have spent a good 20 million or so.

Megson sacked at Bolton, should keep their fans happy now.

Everton and Blackpool

More heavy snow in Durham last night and this morning, can't remember the last time we had a White Christmas

He'd be top of the list tbf. Although he'd claim he was going there to talk them out of jumping off the Humber Bridge, not asking for a handjob.

No great surprise, I heard he was looking a bit peaky

Do they do a Professor Yaffle one? http://www.kapowgifts.co.uk/acatalog/Bagpuss_Mugs.html

1 limited edition Bagpuss mug

Looks too much like this fella for my liking

Nice to see he's not overreacting anyway Probably liking all the free publicity tbh.

this Gone the journey, no doubt it was by mutual consent

It seemed his man-management skills weren't the best like, even if he was tactically (if not mentally) sound. Eileen Drury ffs. She had her moments tbh Eileen Drewery: `What can I do for you?' Ray Parlour: `A short-back-and-sides, please'

Not sure his man management was much cop. I don't recall too many of the England squad shedding tears when he got sacked (for non-football reasons)

The majority of players are basically too thick.

As Viz once said, "If Max Clifford is so good at PR, how come everyone thinks he's a cunt?"

Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece Beautifully described above. There's the least surprising information of the day contest won

No Boom Bang-a-Bang sadly, so John Lee Hookers gets my vote.

A real shame for the lad, looked a real prospect too

"You're taking it out of context" "I'm reading it from your book, dude!"

Pretty sure the scousers have missed out on getting seeded for the Europa cup too, which is a shame

Fuck knows what he's advertising