Sonatine

I'm guessing it wasn't Juicy Fruit

Supposed to have headbutted one of his players or something

Unlike Tiger, who has apparently being getting it left, right and center

Excellent

Any time i think of South Africa, i always think of that. Far better than that shitty Chicken Song

Supporters of Brazilian side Coritiba don't take their relegation too well

Looking at the bottom 3, Ipswich are only 12 points off the playoff spots

Bloody Leeds, Yorkshire gits are good for nothing

Not too shabby

Not one of Beckhams best haircuts

Sonatine: Leeds & Villa

He should have just shortened it to Cunt, frigging idiot

Probably more like the old heap Captain Caveman used to travel around in, complete with Facebook Fugly versions of the Teen Angels

Think it starts at about 5pm

You should have filled the piss bottle first, then chucked it. That'll learn them

BBC have a different list of pots

So long as you have a Stormtrooper falling from the roof as you get lit, otherwise it would be just weird I'd prefer a Gestapo officer, or some random Nazi soldier. Not too fussed tbh

I want that scream to be played at my funeral, as the coffin goes up the conveyor belt to be cremated

Think .com had them up the other day.

Quite the opposite, the Germans went about it with gusto and vigour and in their world renowned efficent manner. To this day they busy themselves watching each other and noting if No.5 hasn't changed to his 'winter wheels' or Wolfgang down the road seems to have too big a car (Is he paying his tax??) etc..Essentially a country full of boring and over officious cunts with an eye to correctness and status and all the tedium that goes with it. A humourless pack of automatons fresh out of the black forest, riddled with angst and guilt. Only the Swiss are more boring. Who do I blame for the war crimes? The Germans not Hitler, the were asking for it and imo almost willed Hitler into existence. A dark moody race that can nerver be fully trusted. Nice uniforms though