Sonatine

Attain goes to Haberdashers school btw. Its a very posh school for jewish kids in north london. Hmmm Haberdashers? It sounds like a pre-school nursery I thought it was where Mrs Slocombe and Miss Brahms worked Probably not the sort of guy you'd want hanging round a school tbh

Forty odd thousand fans for home games and Premier League parachute payments every other year would generate a fair wedge of cash. Add to that the cash from any player sales and it could soon all add up to a pretty profitable venture for him

I wish this mic was Allardyce's cock.

Could use the pigs that fly over the ground every time there's an "end of the week" announcement

Still seething about his Jigga thread i reckon

Why run the club properly when you can run competitions about players with their keks round their ankles?

Could spend all day looking at some of the stuff there, http://www.ted.com/talks/taryn_simon_photo...cret_sites.html was really good.

Madonna's Clit Bang and Ken West were good

Cha'mone - Mo'fo'selecta! A Michael Jackson Tribute on E4 tonight at 10, should be worth watching

The only resentment I feel is towards myself for taking the time to read all this thread

Nice one, Andy

That's the sort of thing Brian Sewell would say

Eyes like a frog with a high pressure hose up its jacksy.

Is this what we've come to?

More comebacks than Frank Sinatra? I sure hope not

Gone off to live in a caravan with Marco Boogers i reckon.

Thought Rowan Atkinson came from Consett? He is good though, loved his stuff on Not The Nine O'Clock News.

And Gerrard would claim it was self defense anyway.

tbh