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Knowing our luck we'll get Broadway Danny Rose

A short video that allegedly shows Michael Jackson stepping out of a Los Angeles coroner's van after his death is doing the rounds on the internet. The 29-second clip will doubtless reinforce the view held by conspiracy theorists that the King of Pop's death was an elaborate stunt and that he is still alive and kicking. The video, apparently filmed in an underground garage, shows a man being escorted from the back of a white van and through a doorway by a guard. The man appears to have the same build and hair as Jackson but his face cannot be seen at any point. The person who posted the footage on video-sharing website Live Leak claims to have been given it by a "trustworthy source". "This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner," the video description states. "I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in." However, the van's number plate is not clearly visible at any point during the video and there is no date stamp to indicate when it may have been filmed. Even users of Live Leak, which is known as a breeding ground for far-fetched conspiracy theories, have their doubts. "Michael Jackson, Elvis, 2Pac, and Biggie are all hanging out together on some island making music, I'll have the video of that later today," wrote one. "Yea, I figured as much. Him and Elvis are probley out partying some where," chipped in another. Earlier this week the Los Angeles coroner confirmed Jackson had lethal levels of the powerful anaesthetic propofol in his body when he died on June 25. His death at the age of 50 is being treated as homicide.

Watch out what you say about the guy. With the PMs I've been getting from Redheugh you would think I've insulted the head of some mafia family. I'm being 'watched' because of my comments supposedly Makes you wonder who this New York firm really is

Just as well nobody saw the original picture

That Irish lot that bought the Mackems?

Something will happen or it won't, no point stressing over it

Delia will be hitting the cooking sherry tonight, although to be fair, she probably does most nights

Really? You hide it well. That Bibleman in your avatar?

Ouch

Happy Mondays? Stormy Monday

Excellent

Can add "My Own Worst Enemy" to that as well, should be Fat Mikes theme tune

If it's true, just goes to show that Barton is beyond help imo, bona fide crackpot

Excellent, not sure what that dog has on it's ears though

You have passed the practice citizenship test. Questions answered correctly: 18 out of 24 (75%) Time taken: 03 minutes 10 seconds Fair few were guesses tbh

Looks like something Crockett and Tubbs wore in Miami Vice

The Werepig? No thanks

REM - Beat a Drum Nice summery song

Arrived? They never left....

Mods can you do something about this langauge. Swearing is swearing but as i'm someone who believes in god, reading that is horrible. Thanks in advance. feel free to leave in protest I am going to leave as you boys don't deserve anymore attention. Aside from the blasphemy you are, for the most part, tin pot napoleons that swear and cuss and blame everything and everyone you can and it has become boring reading the same drivel day in day out. Good luck, have fun oh and you think Kinnear coming would be the worst thing in the world but the thing is, HE TURNED YOU DOWN!! Spurs 4 eva!!