Monroe Transfer

Can I ask - do you think you know better than Pardew?

London is too busy for me, if that makes sense. Then again I guess that goes for most of the major cities. To be honest I've never ventured out of Europe so don't have much to go on but I really liked Malaga a few years ago and part of Paris are obviously wonderful (other parts of it that I went through are dire). Needless to say I love Newcastle and wish I lived nearer so I could visit more often (both for the place and for SJP). I like Norwich, quite a spread out area though. I'd like to live in Bristol one day. I've got Cumbrian blood but never fancied living in Carlisle, and somehow have never set foot in Liverpool or Manchester so don't have an opinion of those two. Lincoln isn't great (there are many bigger towns, never mind cities) but I'm very attached to the place as I had the best years of my life living there so I'd have to say that too.

No - Cazorla can be an immense player. He's gone missing in several of their games. Hopefully he'll have another off day today, if not then yeah, I hope we can keep him and his better colleagues quiet. Their recent form is good to be fair but this is not the Arsenal side of a few years ago. Beatable.

Not like you to be cynical

Can we remove Wayne Routledge and Stephen Folan from the Twitter feed please? One never shuts up and the other never made it out of the reserves and also never shuts up.

Don't ever get yourself into a position where buying Tesco Value dark rum seems like a good idea. It wasn't and isn't.

No dessert? Shocking.

19th of December is especially vile.

Wow, he never stood a chance whoever he was.

Wonder if she's ever come face to face with the 'hairdryer'.

tell em why u mad son

Euphemism?

We'll draw this one. Willing to bet on it. Arsenal are in good form but weak in areas, and I fancy us to get a result (albeit not a winning one) against a top 4 club.

Aeris is obsessed with analingus.

Isn't that just Jonas in drag?

Ever had to fish a colon snake out?

Jonas has a brother called Callum?

Tasty snack in the tank, within easy reach.

Let's be honest, that'll last a good hour at most

Didn't think he'd be bessie mates with Jack Colback of all people.

Needs to clean her floor tbh.

That you on the left Fist?

He didn't ask a question.

Not me, I don't have kids.

Paul Merson predictably predicts a 5-0 "battering". http://www.skysports.com/opinion/story/0,,15205_8355410,00.html So I actually feel quite good about our chances, because he's clueless.