Monroe Transfer

Safe to say Alan Pardew won't be winning any manager of the season awards this time round. If he's even in a job by the time that comes around. A month more of this form, this attitude, this ineptitude and he deserves to be under a certain amount of pressure if he isn't already. The players are doing him no favours at all either and nor has the owner who deserves so much criticism for not improving the defence. Simpson and Williamson are just woeful. Going to try to keep my mind off football for the rest of the day now.

Just to make my day even worse, Enrique has set up one and scored another.

Fucking joke.

Ben Arfa looks well up for it

As long as Ben Arfa has an element of freedom to his position...

I sighed as for a split second I thought that said Sh Ameobi. Ferguson and Sammy in a 433 has me excited. Ben Arfa given free reign to cause mayhem in the middle of the park. Tiote to protect the back 4 and Anita to be the conduit between the front 3+HBA.

Sounds like a bit of a prick really (to say the least) but he won't be a Newcastle player for much longer so I don't really care.

Disgusted with myself but I just ended up reading another one of these articles on The Sun's website, load of nonsense (article is partly about Simpson saying this Tulisa has bad "tekkers", referring to her sex tape) but then I saw this line which actually is of interest to me: Might as well bring in a new RB in January then.

You going to do your hair like him as well?

I thought Jay Jay had a wife of many decades who'd have scat related sexual intercourse with him?

The Blackburn goal is the one you can vote for.

How is this front page news? Rhetorical question, I might add.

Whipped.

If you find yourself "constantly... forgetting our games nowaday" then you're not much of a fan, to be brutally honest. Fans should stick with their club through thick and thin. I'm going to assume you didn't start supporting NUFC till we get promoted, as if you think this is half as bad as you're making out then you've really got little perspective to draw upon.

She needs her publicist to put out another defensive statement informing her fans that her technique has improved with age.

If only there was a generic small time football blather thread for this sort of thing.

Oh, sniffer.

They've seen him play twice agains Barca, and not seen the countless goals he's let in against SPL sides.

These people only watch this guy when he plays an English club (or the national side in this instance), and base their entire opinion on what they see. Sad.

Wynn?

Yet we played our best football last season w/ 433.

CT has reverted back to full on WUM I see.

We could do with playing 3 in midfield again (Jonas/Anita - Tiote, Cabaye in front)

Oh, sniffer.