Monroe Transfer

The only comparison worth making is that Best is better than Carroll.

"darken our first team's doorstep" certainly has a racist connotation if you choose to read it that way.

Parky is looking for something on the side, you see.

We'll do well to lose against this lot, they've been terrible under McClaren.

No reason not to go for it, but I won't be crying if we're knocked out at this early stage. At the very least it'll get the younger lads some game time.

I was partying for a week after we won the Intertoto.

Very, very well put.

So what bone will he break tomorrow? *edit; if Pardew plays him

Like I said, I think someone's jacked his account. Not on tbh.

Bit of a strange post that. You start by calling him fundamentally gash, then describe one of the fundamental skills all good strikers possess, and then praise him for having said fundamental ability.

He gets too much stick tbh, I think people think he is (want him to be?) worse than he is. Don't get me wrong, he's no Rooney.

As much as I like him as a player, it is refreshing to not have to not have to worry about the circus (media and otherwise) that surrounds him.

OK guys, very funny - which one of you hijacked Sniffer's account?

A good old fashioned meltdown. Love it.

It's truly a crying shame.

Can we ban him for his faux-Geordie dialect if nothing else?

Got injured a couple of weeks back in a reserve game iirc.

Don't suppose N-O will take him back, will they.

What an absolute moron.

Nowt wrong with a bit of stress relief. Not sure your boss would deem it a good use of company time.

If he's refusing then clearly he's got something to hide, no?

Good one.

None of them on pay-as-you-play?

If I hear Oasis in any of the vids I'll be reporting them to YouTube myself

Swap Barton with Vuckic (long shot, I have no idea if he can play that deep) and an on form Ba/Best and it's not that bad really.