Monroe Transfer

I'll lead the OOT faction to glory.

He'll cost more than £6m. Wouldn't be surprised if Chelsea hold on to him.

None of it probably, too many hipster bands.

So whens he signing?

That top rated comment has it spot on. They're going to be hosting a World Cup in that country in a few years. Well played FIFA.

I had heard that this was the one site on the internet at the time that could guarantee me mature, high brow discussion about association football and other topics of interest. Was also told that I would find many fine women on here, and the odd investment opportunity.

Going to moan if and when it happens, not because of speculation.

Sturridge would probably cost in excess of £15m now Deano. He's English and had a great season. Instantly overpriced.

To be fair I said if the fight happened to be as entertaining to me as the buildup, then it might be a classic. Chances of it actually being that good are pretty minimal.

We don't need another keeper.

Front 6 are all French Ba and Erdinc arent. Seneglese and Turkish fella. All born in France, fella.

Got to love the exaggeration.

Haye is so obnoxious. If the fight is anywhere near as entertaining as all this pre-fight buildup then we're in for an absolute classic.

Imagine if we could swindle another £4m out of them...

Front 6 are all French

No "likely bollocks" about it.

Fuck me sideways.

It's decent but Marveaux and Ben Arfa haven't played since November and October respectively. Ba on his own might not be enough Weird one but I'd like to see a bit more youth in it too. Almost all of that lot are mid to late 20s. I honestly haven't got a clue who will be playing for us come the start of the season. 2-3 could leave, another 4-5 could join. We've still got at least £25m of the Carroll and Nolan money to spend too (probably another £10m will be added to the piggy bank via outgoings). I'd like to think that the regime wouldn't be stupid enough to think that the fans wouldn't see through their plan if they tried to do everything on the cheap. If we can get decent players in on the cheap, saving money for better players to come in then I'm all for that.

What's wrong with the existing Enrique thread? Or even my great Twitter thread?

Kevin wised up?

Another fantasy football formation thread, get in.

Anyone want my account on there? Password and all, just make something up about posting on a Watford forum or something if they ask.

Fantastic stuff.