Monroe Transfer

You really do have to laugh. I love how Leazes picks three cheap signings to compare to £30m worth of previously bought (over several years) talent.

Twitter ITKs linking me with a move to Skunkers. I'll tell them you'll pay me more if I reject their offer.

You honestly need help. You trust our lot not to find some way of fucking things up?

Class signing. The calibre of player we need. A good start but there's still a long way to go and I'm nervous about us bringing in the wrong men and letting the right ones go.

Joker. @Leazes

Thread over. .com Cabaye and N'Zogbia are all well and good, but I hope we're still concentrating most of our efforts on bringing in strikers.

Ashley?

This. Why bother.

More bothered about how it might affect an N'Zogbia deal, personally.

To each their own and all that jazz.

Yeah apparently they sold this Spanish guy for £50m around that time which might just have covered Carroll's transfer fee.

and you can't expect an agent not to shake all the tree's to see where the biggest wad is Window hasn't even (officially) opened yet! I kna, I meant until it closed Very few deals get done this side of the transfer window, so people just need to be patient and not as ayatollah says obsess over every detail going So just be patient Agreed, although if there's as much upheaval as there looks likely to be, I'd rather gets thing sorted as early as possible so Pardew can work on restructuring the team during the summer instead of taking the risk of doing it mid-season.

Window hasn't even (officially) opened yet!

Our shirt isn't bad really (at least not to the simply hysterical levels some believe it is), it's just not 'right'. I.e. needs a couple more white stripes.

Arsenal have agreed a late deal to sign him.

Insulting figure.

What a goal by Andrews. Ireland 1 up!

It's not too late if it's just the Daily Fail reporting that.

This one's for you, CT and Henda.

Louise may be next Very good.

England vs Spain from Euro 96 is on ESPN Classic at the moment. Well worth a watch if you want to reminisce.

Then there's the weird people like myself who can't bring themselves to ever get an Apple product, regardless of how good they are. I'm aware how irrational and stupid my dislike of Apple is.

Might change my surname to Taylor by deed poll, may yet play for the club.

Took me a while to work that out. Terrible form by a supposed journo. And yeah, KSA is spot on, Gervinho alone would certainly not be enough. He's the sort of player we should have got to play alongside Carroll. Thus we'd still need the Carroll replacement.