Rayvin

You're bad-mouthing the electrical equipment of a man who has a reputably questionable relationship with Roombas... I'd be careful.

Still highly believable though.

£60m... That's fucking mental. He plays in Silva's position doesn't he? How is that going to work...

Awesome.

That sounds so like him...

The world is not yet ready.

Additional point - Tiote remains a knacker and a liability.

Well, ended 4-1. Nice to have cruised a game for a change, even if it was against lower league opposition.

Ah balls, VIlla equalised... Sunderland are on course for their game now as well. Shame, it was shaping up to be a truly enjoyable evening on that front.

Mitrovic on for Thauvin, who departs with a goal and three assists. Even though it's only Northampton, it's still pretty fucking good.

4-1 Williamson, just in case the above wasn't clear (and I genuinely thought TM meant he'd scored an OG or something...)

Great minds and all that...

The coward...

3-1 Janmaat

Villa...

This will be doing his "global brand" wonders, mind you...

WTF are Sunderland playing at...

Should also be noted that Villa are struggling against Notts County...

Oh dear...

Not that I've seen, all my usuals are coming up with nothing.

WTF I'm going to wait for MF to take this one before I venture a vote...

I see you've underestimated the fickle nature of football fans...

That's true, admittedly. It seems Benzema has distanced himself from them though, which means they're inevitably going to fall short of the title (if they would have ever had hope with him, that is). I just wonder why they don't make that final push.

Arsenal must be so disappointing to their fans, year on year. I really thought they had the potential to push for the title this year, but they look just as shaky as ever.

I didn't - I'm still new to this and in shorting the market seemed like something 'advanced' investors should be doing Did you? I figured I might wait for it to bottom out and then buy cheap though, assuming that there'll be a recovery of some form.