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Thanks for all the good wishes btw, its appreciated

Chill out mate, its a was a throwaway line. If you still fancy getting all moral, then feel free.

I fucking wish. That guy is personal hero. I grew up with dogs. We always had a Labrador around the house and they were typically hardy, as long as you feed and exercise them they get older and are great family dogs. I always wanted a bulldog and now me and our lass are settled we went for it, found a good KC breeder, did our research, saw the mother and father etc. But sometimes it goes wrong with these inbred dogs, it's not our fault or the breeders and especially not the puppy's. The insurance company have been nowt but fucking useless mind, so if any of you are thinking of getting a dog make sure you read the small print. Paying more for insurance doesn't mean you are covered.

No. It's a diamond in midfield, the width comes from the fullbacks. Like it already does from Janmaat on the right. People get too hung up on formations anyway, even at the level I played at we had general positions you got into when you had the ball and then completely different positions when you didn't. The whole "team sheet" is something for sky pundits to dribble over.

Now that's a fucked up situation and that but what kind of mother, takes all her kids abroad to avoid war and leaves one behind? It's not Home Alone love.

So I put my foot down at the vets about the dog. We now only deal with like the den mother or whatever the fuck they are called. She has a tiny windpipe which is genetic and nowt they can do. Means she can't clear her lungs easily, she still has pneumonia but is now on a hardcore antibiotic which is designed for older dogs but will (accord to the queen alien) clear her lungs. They tested her for something called a "mega esophagus" which sounds like a Pokemon, but would explain her regurgitation ( the initial cause of the pneumonia) and she doesn't have one. So good news. Coming home tomorrow if the first night on these antibiotics goes ok, and she has to rest and be on these pills for 6 weeks to clear her lungs. Then we can look at surgical options to improve her quality of life. Fuck pet insurance companies.

Aye, let's buy squad players. We have a full teams worth to get rid of as it is

------------------Elliot------------------- Janmaat Mbemba Colo ??????? ----------------???????----------------- Sissoko---------------------Shelvey ---------------Winaljdum--------------- ----------Berahino Mitrovic----------- Holes that need plugging

Nah, his starting position was shite as was his anticipation of a defender who is being hassled miss hitting his pass.

Cheers mate, I nust needed to vent. She is in the vets again tonight over night. She coughed up and stopped breathing and then collapsed off the settee. The poor fucker is breaking my heart. The lung sweep is being done tomorrow so we should have answers then. Hopefully its a case of them identifying what is wrong and its can be fixed.

We couldnt have signed Austin because he declared his desire to stay down south last time we "tried" to sign him due to family being settled. Mitrovic is key to how we play and key to why Wijn has so many goals, he has missed chances but we play with 1 up front. So is he meant to develop sitting on the bench? Nonsense, he will get better by playing regularly. Also think Elliot was at fault for their goal yesterday, shot stopping is the headline/easy part of goalkeeping. A good keeper is getting to that ball before the forward.

Balotelli is really talented and if you could promise his A game every week I would do it. But thats as likely as Crosby being found innocent so that along with his wages etc make it moot. If I think I know where this team is going I expect us to make a move for Amavi from Villa in the summer when they are down and he he is fit. Also expect another central midfielder.

Finished American Horror Story Hotel and started on Ash vs Evil Dead, proper cheesy but really true to the films.

How did he defend the back post against Kane/Giroud/Lukaku/Anyone? Ah..

Done well, deserves praise. Shot stopping is the easiest part of goalkeeping but he is decent at at it. Krul is still a better keeper mind.

Bit of a rant here, apologies in advance. I got a bulldog puppy four month ago and I am at my wits end, not with her she is an absolute star, but her illnesses and mainly vets. She cought kennel cough a while ago which is common and nothing to worry about in most dogs. Because of the way her face is, it developed into aspiration pneumonia, she spent a couple days in an oxygen tent at the vets and was let home with some anti-biotics. She has been coughing and on these pills for three fifth of her life, today we were back at the vets again and apparently we can do a bronchial flush/sweep which means we can get some fluid off her lungs and see exactly what it is she has and target it instead of broad spectrum drugs. I am annoyed for numerous reasons. When I signed up to this particular vet it was recommended by the kennel club as a bulldog specialist, I have rcently found out that the vet there who was a bulldog specialist left ages ago and now they are mainly locum vets but nobody thought to tell the KC. Also if this sweep/flush was an option why have we put a really young puppy through 3 month of medication that's done nowt and coughing/hacking, instead of doing that first? Just feel like instead of enjoying having a puppy that I have wanted since I was a teenager I am constantly worrying about her, she has been mainly a house dog for 5 months now because of her problems so now when I do try and take her out she is shit scared of everything and is behind in her socialisation.

Didnt we get rid of one that was infinitely better because the fans didnt like him? Calling Townsend tricky is like calling me a sex god, we both have one trick and thats it.

He's been to another bong party.

Dog eggs

Thought we played well there, defending a bi mental at times. Colback was shite again, Wijnaldum was class.

Kind of game we get a result in. 0-0

Exactly. Perez was peanuts, one of our best players. Also our finite pool of money should easily be able to cover 12 million and a lot more. Other. Clubs pay more for squad players

What difference does that make?

What I mean is, so fuck if 12 million is over the odds. Who decides what a player is worth? The club selling. If we want him then we pay the asking fee or we dont. We have haggled over half a million in previous years. The club is definately rich enough to buy a 12 million pound player so why not? If he turns out shite and we sell him for 5 next year, what have we lost?

Dont know why fans are ever arsed about how much a player costs, its not coming out of our banks.