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What do you need done? I probably know someone who can come from Manchester and you wouldn’t need to use yorkshire cunts.

Dubious about the topic and starter. Generally ok, my older brother who had a bleed on the brain and is brain damaged keeps having fits. Think they are linked to his chest infections, but nobody really knows. So my mam (nearly 70) isn’t sleeping, so im not sleeping. on the plus side im gettting married next summer and I really looking forward to it, enjoying all the planning etc.

He just doesn’t get involved in the games, they seem to pass him by. Even when he is scoring he doesn’t add a lot else. I think he probably has a knock and is playing through it so I’m probably being harsh but we need another striker in the summer

Think he might be my first player replaced this summer if I was in charge. Love him to bits but he’s 31 and can’t last a full game.

That Haverts tackle was a proper cowards tackle tbh, someone with no fucking guts puts a diving tackle like that in the vampiric looking cunt. Him staying on probably helped us win in the end cos it galvanised us and he was proper honking all game anyway the shite waste of money

Best kind of goal we could have got, proper controversial. Get it up ya you southern cunts

Big Joe has been a man mountain here, won every header at defensive corners and broke the play up like a man possessed. Motm already

There is 3 brothers, my neighbour is the one who presented one series of top gear before losing his job to Clarkson.

Time to shine here. My next door neighbour is Steve Coogans brother, Brendan. They don’t get on and I didn’t even realise until a mate told me. He was the first host of top gear, and lost his job cos he got caught drink driving.

Decent point against a decent team, especially with no energy in the teams legs. 6 unbeaten, onwards and upwards.

Lot of insecure men in this thread imo

True, they ignored his sex appeal and just defended his lack of goal appeal

Wilson was poor when he came on, offered nothing in build up. Almiron was poor. We deserved to lose that. Should have started Tonali, he was good when he came on. Schar is a fucking stud, I think I’m faster than him and he owns lightning quick strikers every game

Game is passing big joe by like, Wilson offers nowt in the build up play either

Nah, it’s where we stop a building from killing the poor cunt trying to change a lightbulb

Next time you need a principle designer for the nonsense you have “engineered” come speak to a grown up

Don’t get my winning personality then though

I don’t DO courses made, I’m a chartered H&S professional. Companies like yours pay me £1000 a day to teach idiots like you

Need to get Gordon and Bruno on the ball more, both have it in the to run this game. Still think we win this eventually

I actually know the Bytheway family, used to play football with one em

Beta is out now if you pre order. Just finished my first season

Remember when we were told by fans of other clubs that we play boring defensive football and time wasted

I don’t wear chaps mate, FULL NAKED

It’s alright, I’m sure all the other leather clad lads you hang about with and go for rides in the countryside with on sunny Sundays will support you through it, maybe hold your hand

Spoken like someone without an Audi