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Here’s hoping Liverpool turn to shit like Man Utd after Ferguson left

Currently 39 so I think I qualify. I wouldn’t do it though, it would be a war crime cos I’m so nails

I got tinnitus as a side effect from my chemo, it’s really strange how much it acts up when our lasses mates come round and I have to leave the room/house. Should probably look into it

Same, great marketing for a completely shite product

When I lived in Clapham I was walking around the common and saw a lass knocked off her bike by a van. I ran over like a concerned citizen to see if she was ok or needed help or anything, the conversation went as follows. Me - “are you alright?” Her - “does it fucking look like it?” Me - “fuck yourself then” And I left, she wasn’t dying afaik

Doesn’t make sense regarding ffp. He only cost £12 million and has been here since 2022, unless we sell him for a decent profit I suppose. Apropos of nothing I hate transfer windows, another modern football invention invented for sky so they can keep people glued to sky sports fucking news on a loop by making shit up. See also, know nowt print journalists

I’m getting stupider reading their posts, and I didn’t have a lot going on to start with

Ere, how do I put this character on ignore? I’ve used it before but I can’t remember

I went to my first training session at Sunderland as a teenager in my Newcastle goalie kit. The cunt of a coach ran me for miles

It’s not as simple as better player, must play ahead of worse player. That doesn’t take into account team shape, relationships between players on the pitch etc. Need a left back long term though, it Howe doesn’t think Hall is up to it.

Men against boys

It’s alright mate, I honestly couldn’t tell if you were taking the piss so I swerved responding

Think Eddie will get this season and the start of the next at least. He’s earned some good grace, he took over in November 2021 and we were bottom (or second bottom?). It’s just ticked over to 2024 and we beat PSG 4-1 in the champions league.

Spelt Milan wrong, should have stuck in at school instead of playing darts the fat young cunt

Sorry, I said I would start this. Didn’t bottle it, just been busy. Comfortable 3-1 win

All the best everyone, was up at 7 for a 10km mooch around the boggy Derbyshire dales, got trench foot I think

No. Confirmed by Howe in a recent press conference

Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between

Looks class mate, but the young lad needs a trim

Just got my first drink of the day/half a pint of Baileys. Had to cook and clean for 6 people with no help, then drive the olders back home around Middlesbrough. This bottle will be gone in less than an hour, merry fucking Christmas

All the best mate, hope you get it figured out

Merry Christmas nerds, all the best to you and yours

2 shots on target all game so far

It’s about posh fuckers who go to Cambridge and live in basically a castle

Saltburn. Without a doubt the weirdest film I’ve ever seen.