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Just casually playing Matt targett in midfield 4-1 up against Brighton. No bother

Me neither

Caicedo has been a chewy cunt all night but he is a class player

Isak or Wilson need to come off. Both quiet, bring asm on to have a go at the young right back

I know Wilson has scored a lot recently but he isn’t playing well imo

I’m so glad we scored off that free kick when they were acting the cunt

Cheers lads, just feels like it’s some other cunts turn tbh

Well my families recent trouble show no end. Some of you will remember I have a severely disabled brother after he had a brain haemorrhage 11 years ago aged 30. I then had cancer twice, lost my grandad, my dad got cancer and died. My nana is currently end of life care for heart failure and today my mam has been diagnosed with cancer. Could say my head is in the shed and has been for a while.

We are on the outskirts of playa del ingles. Fondle ahoy

That’s the joke mate

Mowbray is a good looking boro lad tbh

Bellingham has signed for Real Madrid hasn’t he or was that all bollocks? Rice is a Chelsea fan I think and definitely best friends with Mason Mount. They will spend again if they can get rid of some players and wages could see him going there.

Serves you right for playing rugby tbh, game for arseholes

I’m glad we are bad for it tbh. For years we have been too easy to play against, going back as long as I can remember. One of my favourite things about this team is we are full of fuck and give it to everyone

Eating too many pies is why I’ve taken up walking tbf

Enjoyed an 8 miler around Derbyshire the other weekend. About a mile up and down in total, anything longer than that I’m liable to get bored tbh

Planning a few walks around Northumberland for the summer. I know there are some other old boring fucks who like a walk around there so any suggestions? Also if anyone wants their chin testing while I’m there just let me know

Have you edited that with MS Paint?

So the only one we lost was against City? Also Leeds are shite

If there is any ring stretching going on I will be the stretcher not the stretchee, as it were

Think we win this comfortably, after the villa set back we reacted really well and we will after the arsenal game

Well. Me and our lass are off to Gran Canaria this summer, I’ve never been. I’m planning on proposing so at least if it goes wrong I can hit the gay bars for a bit of a fondle

Ta fist

Fucking hell, serves me right for believing google. Will edit

My first time lads so go easy on me