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West Ham doing us a favour so far

We haven’t been very good today tbh but still had enough chances to get something. Ah well upcoming games are easier

Don’t think we have been at our best but still been the better team. Problem we have now is they can hit us on the break, which they are excellent at. Think Isak wide left hasn’t worked because Saka is just doubling up on him with White.

We are finishing second anyway tbh

Tierney is absolutely class tbh. He does has injury worries but the main thing about him is his character, was captain of Celtic and Scotland at 19 (I think, not a specialist). Which would be another leader in the team, would be very happy if he ends up here.

Can’t see a cock in that photo. Apart from Noel Gallagher, oi oi!

It will be Harrison from leeds imo

We might catch Arsenal at this rate

So despite “not playing well”, having the shit kicked out of us, getting no decisions all night. We have dished out another dry bumming. Good season this.

I think we will finish 3rd tbh

If there is a reason to sound the national alarm or whatever it’s fucking called, then no there isn’t. We would all be dead forthwith, so unnecessary.

I went to Oktoberfest a few years ago, my body shut down by day three and it took me about 6 weeks to recover

Having grown up there and obviously got a load of shit about being a Newcastle Utd fan, fuck boro fans. Loud mouth cunts, with a chip on their shoulder. Desperate to be relevant to anyone in the north east because they don’t have a local derby. Won one cup off the back of Gibson bankrolling them for more than 30 years and never shut up about it. Also never fill their shit flatpack even when Carrick has them on a 10 game winning run

Whoever wrote that method statement needs to “spend a day on the tools” the stupid cunt. One of my main gripes is safety paperwork written from behind a desk. Glad you tucked them up mate

Go on, give us the full story.

Do you know what averages are?

You obviously don’t like the correct part of the lakes mate, you need to get your opinions sorted

On unrelated boring semantic news. I’m off to Northcote Manor tomorrow night for a feed and a sleep. Never had sweetbreads before but fuck me im going to give it a good go

This sounds like a lie

I’m assuming you pissed all over the floor? Shitting without pissing is blasphemous

That’s my main concern tbh, also I speak proper

Off to a wedding later, our lass has gone to get her hair and makeup done and sent me this text “I look like a total dick! I should have done it myself” Pray for me when she gets home

“Bob Mortimer Jordan Henderson speech” Allison - “eh?”

We’ve still only lost 3 times all season man. I know we’ve had a few too many draws but 3 losses is amazing

We play like this the rest of the season we finish 3rd never mind 4th. We out played, out fought and out coached them all game. That bald finger sniffer on their bench should be ashamed, bang on about our game management and ended up with no central defenders on the pitch. We are class.