strawb

Got a message on LinkedIn. Do yourselves a favour and don’t go on LinkedIn

He has a tendency toward the bullshit anyway, so it’s probably not true

A friend of a friend who works at Eufa has said all the games tonight are being cancelled. Not sure why foreign teams would give a shit like

As someone from boro, we don’t say Marra. I suspect he was a county derrem arsehole, probably went for a cerry afterwards

It should be on bbc iplayer mate, it got better the longer it went on but not his best imo

The gays know it wasn’t you because they have better taste

Lino, cheeky cunt. It’s expensive lino

Tbh I have herringbone amtico too, but didn’t mention either. So you are both arseholes tbh

Yeah totally water proof to a degree, if it’s under an inch of water then they glue might come undone

Yeah we do. Probably DIY’able but I wouldn’t do it myself. We paid a company to do it

Watching Stewart Lee’s latest effort on the bbc. Not sure, which is a shame

Tried that, still too large.

That’s a good effort for your first go mate you should be proud of that

Seems like a bit of effort

This is finished. I would put up a picture to wow and astound you all but the size limit on here is too small, unlucky nerds.

Always thought the people who get into reffing are wrong’uns tbh. As a kid you want to play, not be Keith Lard enforcing the rules, fucking virgins

If Isak scores that early chance we win that comfortably

Comfortable 3-0 win if we have some players back. Otherwise 1-0

We bought some garden furniture (actually designed for the garden) last summer and it was clear it was fucking shonky the minute it arrived, it’s lasted just over a year and has given up the ghost. So I’ve somehow wound up spending my weekend making some, while her indoors does precisely nowt. I could be in the pub

As good a reason as any I suppose

Mother Strawb wouldn’t touch your minuscule article if a transfer depended on it

The real question everyone is asking is, will we see Polarboy again between now and the next transfer wankfest?

Fucking hell lads. Renton doesn’t need this atm

Not been up that way for ages but if I was flush I would be heading Tynemouth way

Probably got brain damage tbf to him