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Bruno let his man go

If we can touch the ball, their centre backs could be got at imo

Worse. She didn’t even acknowledge it.

She made it but I angrily ate that fucking meal and she knew it. Bit drunk now so all is forgiven in the hope of getting my end away

I fucking hate being late to bookings as well. Seriously considering just going to the pub if she isn’t here soon

Booked a nice meal for me and our lass. Booked it last night and said to her (paraphrasing cos she has a horrid Manc twang): “is 7pm ok? Will you be home from work in time?” ”Oh yeah no bother, I will leave at 4pm” Just text her and she hasn’t left work yet, takes an hour for her to get home. I even text her this morning and asked if I should go change the booking till later. Foaming

It’s mad to me they are saying this is the worst basically everything has been for 40 years. Who has been in power for 12 years? Whose job is it to make things better? Not a peep

Needs someone who looks more of a molester than him at the club

Yeah but Haaland is good at football

Rafa was the first one to play 451 or 541 against city and got roasted by the twats at sky. Nearly everyone does it now

Been out most of the day. Just seen motd, Brighton all fart and no shit as usual. Good point, would have been happy with this prior

Different types of player so I call bullshit

Big Ron was the manager at Sheff wed when I played my first season there, 97 I think. We played our matches at the training ground and occasionally the first team would be there if they didn’t have a game. He would take training in them cotton shorts from the 60’s that went past your knee and all his gold jewellery on. He sometimes came to watch the kids teams play, there was two pitches side by side so he could stand in the middle and watch both games. He would keep the shorts and gold on, but put a fir coat on and flirt with the mams.

I’ve got a tent cheers

The best thing about xG is the amount of fume it creates in people.

You live on the same street as your mother in law? You have been completely owned by you missus there

Near enough. She’s upstairs hiding from the sun the fucking vampire

I’m having an ice cold can of Stella. Been off the booze for a while, and there is no better return than a nice tasteless utility lager

Disagree. He is dog eggs

Them two being out might be a blessing, they are both absolute toss

Imagine bringing Eurovision to Darlington. Inbreds and gypsies openly love the gays, what could go wrong?

Stop flirting your only fans you tart

Fanny. Get involved

I probably have a long diatribe to write here because I think stats have a good place in modern football and find them useful in evaluating footballers. However I think I can see with my eyeballs what needs seeing. So fuck it

Great signing based on football manager. Never seen him play