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She was on location, location, location last night her

Great player but there’s rumours from city fans his recent back problems are chronic and his legs have gone

This is the first game of football I’ve sat down and watched that doesn’t involve us in fucking ages. I hate both teams so hopefully it’s just a clusterfuck 10-10 draw with 7 sendings off

Thanks mate. I will probably give it a go, good idea on the lessons too

My old man could pluck a tune or two and had a decent (I think - I know nowt) acoustic. My mam has asked if I want it, I have no musical talent. Im considering it but it will probably just sit in our house gathering dust. This is a broad question but how hard is it to learn the basics? Baring in mind I have big sausage fingers. Once I can do something with it I will be more likely to keep it up and get better.

Go on then, what the fuck are swoodles?

What’s it meant to be?

Think it’s nice tbh. Minimal kits are miles better than over worked shite

Good

I wasn’t around but it still gets referenced enough for me to know the whole fucking story!

I would just like to add, I think you are all better than you have shown in the last few pages. I know at least some of you to be semi amusing. Some people think you are work shy fuckers who put no graft in to this forum, some others think you are gifted posters who lack the support required to post good stuff. There is definitely good posters in here, but support is waning and some ideas need bucked up or the summer transfer window might be a long one.

This is so fucking dull. When do we play someone our next game?

Does Akinfenwa still play for Wycombe?

Me too. When Aarons scored? I was in the city end like

Taylor Swift is fit as fuck

Have fun at the etihad, it’s in the middle of nowhere near a big asda. If anyone wants some recommendations for a drink let me know

Grown ups?

The only person who mentioned the French football press was me mate. Not like ASM has come and said it.

Exactly, our lass is bang into bees at the moment, so I have to make one of the borders into a “wild garden” for them. Not quite sure how I stop that border becoming the entire garden mind, but it’s part of the fun

Will delete immediately

I’m turning into an auld fella like but I’m getting bang into my gardening. It was a disaster when we bought this house, including an old outhouse/coal shed/laundry thing that we knocked down. Then it was a quagmire during the extension. We have lawned (real grass) planted borders/planters and even a tree. I’ve been watching YouTube’s from some fat norn iron cunt on how to get my lawn right and I’ve got it all planned out for the autumn, like a retiree. It’s mint.

Think this has probably been blown out of proportion tbh, the French football press are as bad as ours for printing things out of context. I would keep him next season, give him a bit of love (some players need that rather than a kick up the arse) and surround him with better players. If his end product doesn’t improve after that then he would need to go because it’s not been good enough this season.

When I was at primary school me and mate got called out of assembly to speak to some policemen. We had been on the A174 over the weekend with a screwdriver trying to nick a cats eye out of the motorway. What a pair of fucking weirdos.. Tenuous link

Is it about your garden rather than council owned land? The council cut our grass yesterday

Why don’t we just castrate all men to stop unwanted pregnancies? Starting with you?