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That’s a weird position for his little cock to be in tbh

You could probably do body weight exercises if you don’t want to splash out. There are some decent routines/circuits on YouTube. Ive lost a stone in the last 6 weeks. Got another couple to go to get back to my pre covid weight but enjoying it so far

Are cigs £12 a pack now?! Fucking hell

Anyone got odds on the first poster to call him shit? *Wykiki is excluded

He’s 6’3” or 6’4 depending if he stands up straight

Darlow is shite. We would need a decent back up if Dubravka was to leave

We’ve had some bad nicknames on here over the years like but ciggy is diabolical mate

I might have lost a bet on him last season but I was right. He’s dog eggs

Can’t really see on the picture, does it have a cavity? If not no. If it does it’s still probably overkill for something that size. Put some pictures up when it finished. Want to see how pissed it is

In excess of £20million is too vague though, could have been £70million for all we know

Why would he be a good signing? Gerrard has hardly covered himself in glory with his signings so far

Thought almiron was the tits today tbh. He grafted like mad, if he had end product he would play for Barcelona

The last sentence of this is nonsense mate, sorry

Fucking buzzing with that thought all the lads were class. We tired towards the end but battled on. Pope was outstanding despite conceding 3 and motm for me

Yeah but I’ve seen Bolt play football, and he’s turbo shit

Haaland is a fucking freak like. How can you be that big and that quick?

Outstanding first half that

St Max is fucking class. They are shit scared of him

Almiron works so hard and makes some great runs, he’s end product is just not good enough

Bruno let his man go

If we can touch the ball, their centre backs could be got at imo

Worse. She didn’t even acknowledge it.

She made it but I angrily ate that fucking meal and she knew it. Bit drunk now so all is forgiven in the hope of getting my end away

I fucking hate being late to bookings as well. Seriously considering just going to the pub if she isn’t here soon

Booked a nice meal for me and our lass. Booked it last night and said to her (paraphrasing cos she has a horrid Manc twang): “is 7pm ok? Will you be home from work in time?” ”Oh yeah no bother, I will leave at 4pm” Just text her and she hasn’t left work yet, takes an hour for her to get home. I even text her this morning and asked if I should go change the booking till later. Foaming