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Im about 10 years in with newcastle, I’ve won everything there is to win for the last 9 years and my midfield of Declan rice and Jude Bellingham is coming up to retirement. Only still playing this save because I’m a month away from our new stadium being finished and they are naming it after me. I’ve played since Champ manager and I’ve never had it happen before

I think I’m struggling. My dads death has hit me harder than I thought, and at random times. Im having a hard time dealing with the fact I might need to move back to boro to look after my seriously disabled brother, I moved away from that shit hole for a reason. I don’t want to put him in a home when my mam dies, but I don’t want to move back either. I have built a life here and it’s probably selfish but I don’t want to leave it to care for someone who with all the will in the world might not even recognise me. How is someone meant to weigh these decisions up man?

Aye. Can’t watch anything about the bloke, in any other industry would be treated a damaged genius. Music has loads. So does film. The fact he was in football meant he was in a regular remit for scum reporters which didn’t help with what was obvious mental health problems. He could have been so much more but he did incredibly well to be what he was imo.

Who would be the hard man at Man City? Ederson? Kyle Walker? Probably Diaz?

Really nice dog, he’s honking like but nowt a bath wouldn’t fix

Currently got what looks a stray staffy in my gaff. Found him mooching around on his own, no lead/collar. Tried the council dog warden no fucking use, dogs trust don’t take in strays off the street apparently. Im taking him to an emergency vet to see if he is chipped, if not there is an out of hours holding cell I can drop him at after 7pm I think. He’s a nice dog and I might keep him if no owner is found.

Post seems to be lacking links so to said trim tbh

Nicky Butt has a reputation in Manchester/amongst Man Utd fans as a real and I mean real life hard man. Apparently he is from a proper hard family, might have shown it for us on the pitch if he could catch any fucker the slow cunt

Being honest I was a little underwhelmed when we appointed him. He’s proven me wrong big time, to take the team that Bruce left with regards to lack of training, effort and confidence and do what he has done has been outstanding. I thought he was a bit a smug cunt at Bournemouth, liked the smell of his own farts a bit too much but he’s shown he is actually a grafter and I’m all about him now.

I don’t think he is fully fit, I like him and I would keep him next season to see how he gets on with more good players around him

If he isn’t playing I will Hinchcliffe - big chinned cunt Pep - Bald fraud Rice - quite like him tbh

Are you daft? They have never fucked. That midget cunt couldn’t “fuck” someone if his M&S slacks depended on it.

Think we win this 2-0 or 2-1

Buzzcocks.jpg Some proper nappy wetting in here like, got beat by a better team after a poor performance.

Thanks lads, honestly it was a nice day. Heard lots of stories of the shit he used to get up to with his mates/at work when he was younger. A lot of people held him in high regard, and I didn’t pay for a drink all night

It was a great send off mate thanks for asking. some of you will know I played for a couple of professional clubs as a youngster (sheff wed and Sunderland) up until the offering pro terms or letting you go. There is a lot of tales told about young footballers that are nonsense, and as I said there could be a book written about it but safe to say a lot of peoples opinions of young footballers are wrong (or were, 20 years ago)

It’s been my old man’s funeral today and I am pissed, but I could and might write a story about the kids/money/talent/age stuff

Their council has approved something called “Culture House” today, should be interesting

I was a junior magpie mate, well worth it

You wish sweetheart

Prefer my shagging in a nice comfy bed if it’s all the same to you

Spin on your nob will now be in my daily lexicon

Is this an ad for currys?

Aye echo everyone else, hope your old man is ok Fish

It’s not long enough to call the manoeuvre “pulling”