Jump to content

strawb

Members
  • Posts

    3904
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    12

Everything posted by strawb

  1. Lino, cheeky cunt. It’s expensive lino
  2. Tbh I have herringbone amtico too, but didn’t mention either. So you are both arseholes tbh
  3. Yeah totally water proof to a degree, if it’s under an inch of water then they glue might come undone
  4. Yeah we do. Probably DIY’able but I wouldn’t do it myself. We paid a company to do it
  5. Watching Stewart Lee’s latest effort on the bbc. Not sure, which is a shame
  6. Tried that, still too large.
  7. That’s a good effort for your first go mate you should be proud of that
  8. This is finished. I would put up a picture to wow and astound you all but the size limit on here is too small, unlucky nerds.
  9. Always thought the people who get into reffing are wrong’uns tbh. As a kid you want to play, not be Keith Lard enforcing the rules, fucking virgins
  10. We bought some garden furniture (actually designed for the garden) last summer and it was clear it was fucking shonky the minute it arrived, it’s lasted just over a year and has given up the ghost. So I’ve somehow wound up spending my weekend making some, while her indoors does precisely nowt. I could be in the pub
  11. Mother Strawb wouldn’t touch your minuscule article if a transfer depended on it
  12. The real question everyone is asking is, will we see Polarboy again between now and the next transfer wankfest?
  13. Fucking hell lads. Renton doesn’t need this atm
  14. Not been up that way for ages but if I was flush I would be heading Tynemouth way
  15. Probably got brain damage tbf to him
  16. I’m going to leave it here as you are embarrassing yourself with your filthy ways. The only people who stand are those that have others I.e carers or parents wipe their arse for them
  17. I don’t wipe THROUGH my legs you smooth brained yokel. I lean to one side
  18. I assume he stands cos his arse is too big for him to wipe while sitting tbh
  19. Villa looking completely shite under Stevie G
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.