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All the flag shaggers on our road have applied to close it for the afternoon for a street party, been getting updates posted through the door so feel obliged to show my face for at least a bit. What do you take to a fucking street party? I’m hoping some ropey wine we were given will suffice

Still think Henderson might turn out to be the emperors new cloths tbh

Aye and I’ve got a MASSIVE 5 inch cock

I know some size 5 trotters when I see them, no idea how KD stays upright.

Off to walk around Malham Cove for a bit this morning, cannot be arsed with the jubilee shite so hopefully it’s pretty quiet when I get there.

Wouldn’t be surprised if that was the front 3 we went into next season with barring injury to Wilson tbh. We only play one up front at the moment

Be worse when the French polis beat shit out of them for acting the cunt later on tonight

Madrid have bossed this so far. Herr Teeth getting schooled by an school manager and Liverpools “famous pressing” not working against a team who can pass to each other. Salah, Diaz and Mane have been shite so far

How old is carvahal? He has Diaz in his back pocket so far

Delicious junior runs like a midget, like he has no knees

Hectare short of a yard that fat cunt, or ha’penny short of a crown or something? I don’t know im not 200 year old

Everyone he knows hates him regardless of football tbh

A bloke my best mate works with is a Scouser (and a prick) who has been trying to get to the final. He had two flights cancelled out of Bristol, so spent 10 hours in the airport and got pissed then threw his toys out of the pram with airport staff and got chucked out of the airport. He’s got another flight from Heathrow and while he is waiting to take off he got a call from his hotel saying they have cancelled his booking because he never checked in on time. He doesn’t have a ticket and it couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke, three of us who know him have just been sending voice notes laughing at him since yesterday.

That would be a GDPR breach as well I think. So if it was the housing association, have a go at them too

Lewis would be better as a wing back and Manquillo can play there no bother

Honestly cannot believe you think this is a good idea. Mind-blowing behaviour, you should be ashamed. Rather sit crossed legged on the floor tbh

Set up a goal less than 24 hours ago man

That motd interview from Ed was great. Understated, mentioned keeping the team spirit but bringing in new signings

I’ve packed loads of weight on over the lockdowns like, probably about 2.5 stone I think. I’m quite tall so I carry it ok but some of my gear is definitely more snug than it used to be. Want to be back to my fighting weight before I’m 40 so need to get my arse in gear

If the links with Lodi are true then I wouldn’t be surprised to see us move to a 3/5 at the back with wing backs next season. So targett might be surplus to requirements

I know this is forum bollocks but as a former goalkeeper, Henderson has never impressed me at all. Dubravka is underrated generally, but he is getting more injury prone. 50/50 but not a permanent transfer at the prices quotes

Leeds to go down, serves them right for appointing an American manager. SOCCER GOAL!

I’ve got a boro accent mate. If I could get rid I fucking would

I know lad here in Manchester who is obsessed with purple aki. He goes around putting purple aki watch stickers all over the place, he is in his 30s

Sounds like you two puffs are trying to hide your roots