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strawb

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  1. Why? Let’s see how big we can get him
  2. Them serving size things are bollocks though. A can of soup is two servings is it?
  3. I’m pressure washing anything and everything outside the house if the weather holds up. Can’t wait
  4. Don’t see many 5’4” keepers. Well done on challenging stereotypes
  5. I’ve actually coached some womens football when I was younger and it wasn’t professional but all of the players were dedicated and hard working. The game is growing massively, and as said previously it’s a bit of an open goal for the new owners to support it and I’m all for it. As a disclaimer, the women I coached years ago were miles better than CT could dream of being. Bet he toe ends the ball whenever he kicks it. The keepers are still/have always been shite like, no idea what’s gan on there
  6. Turns out I’m wrong, it’s just not enforced anymore. It has to be counted from “when the goalkeeper has full control of the ball” I.e in his hands and not being fronted up by an opposition player
  7. The 6 second rule was taken out of the game about 10 years ago I think
  8. Just get your tits out (nee nipples) and you will take it in. Promote your only fans and you are golden
  9. Quality bantz all round, well done lads
  10. She’s says tongue like mong. Ironically
  11. Not that it comes up much anymore after 6 years but my Manc lass says the word “Tongue” wrong, and it’s probably the worst thing about her
  12. Playing in teams like that were some of my happiest memories Craig. Even if you don’t win the league (you will), you are doing a great thing giving those lads a chance to learn and play football. You should be proud mate
  13. I just heard Tory franks interview on 5 live. His tears about penalties not being given is absolute nectar and I could drink it all day
  14. Scouse makems about to get their goal difference rodded into next week hopefully
  15. Yeah I’m 37, sometimes I don’t even know I need a piss until dick is in my hand. Can’t be arsed running about in the dark to find a toilet bunker. Looking back, even when I was young I hated the camping at festivals. I stayed in a hotel a primavera in Barcelona and it was infinitely more civilised.
  16. Lingard is exactly the type of signing we should avoid imo. Think he is coming up 31, never been a regular starter apart from that one season at West Ham and he would also cost a fortune in wages despite nobody being sure if he actually worth it. Bruno is the archetype of what we should be targeting, young, something to prove with good technical ability and who wants to be at Newcastle United.
  17. One of my mates did exactly that in a fight in Middlesbrough town centre when we were teenagers. Literally mid fight he was losing, he was was shouting at someone else he got his nose broken. Objectively hilarious
  18. We are actually heading down that way tomorrow morning. Staying in some fucking shepherd hut she has booked that doesn’t even have its own shitter. Actual communal shower blocks in this day and age. It’s been a while since I had a verruca I suppose
  19. Rooney has done an unbelievable job there tbh. I hate the bloke but he’s stuck out probably one of the worst situations in football and done really well
  20. Football is about confidence and training how you play. Difference in both is obviously massive
  21. Nice picture mate but do you know what boats look like?
  22. He has the first touch of a rapist. Which may or may not be ironic #saville
  23. I would like to see what Dyche could do at a club with some money
  24. Cheers lads. It’s good to be able to vent sometimes. My mother isn’t ill, but she is pushing 70 so won’t be around for ever. We have appropriate care for my brother, I sorted that prior to dads death as my mam can’t handle it on her own. He lives in my mam and dads house that we kitted out with an annex to suit his needs (hoist/wet room etc), and I directly employed 3 carers using his independence benefits that come 3 times a day. My current plan is to leave him in that house with live in care eventually but then I will just worry I’m relying on people doing what they say they will do when I’m not there. Things will settle down when I can think about everything properly
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