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Champion, I'll watch it tomorra.

Doesn't matter, West Ham are up and it's worth millions. Most of the player will be gone before the new season starts.

He's always putting his nose into the clubs affairs, he nose more than most Give him the job, if only to get him off SPNs.

I hope he turns them down, as I think he is a manager going places.

I've heard mixed reviews about this film, I haven't seen it yet but I plan to watch it this weekend sometime.

U2, Rattle and Hum.

Calm down, it was only a joke for fuck sake.

I've never laughed so much for ages.

I bought a new dog bed yesterday, not for me, for the dog.

HAHAHA what a tit.

Tea is for girls and / cockneys. Blokes drink coffee, and loads of it.

Hahaha, what a banker

Can't be ten years already ? Fuck sake, I'm feeling old

It looks like Liverpool are going to raid Wigan for a manager.

Hilarious

Fucking Hell, it's mackemcam.

LOL

Nee chance.

Would rather had Lady Penelope over Carrick

"Pound for pound" ? I never did understand that, the bigger the boxer the better. No way would Mike Tyson be put in the ring with a fly weight LOL Pound for pound, Man City were the best team, that's all that counts.

How ? No way Liverpool would go for AP.

Nice

Steve Earle Copperhead Road

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? A. Sparrow B. Thrush C. Magpie D. Cuckoo "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin." Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple - it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?" "I'm fookin sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. "Dat it is." There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!" The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a Guinness. "Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" "Because he lives in a fookin clock!

You can see why he never got the England job. Pure class.