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“He pawned the jewellery at a shop in Sunderland for £2,500, before going out on the town in Darlington.” All that money and he'd rather go to Darlo on the drink than sunderland

TV saved football, if it wasn't for the Sky money when football was going down the pan, football might well have..gone down the pan ? As much as I hate the power Sky have, football would be much worse off without it. And Paul Merson would have killed himself with drink and drugs ! Stupid sky ! !

Poor Wigan, 19th in the championship !

Fans have been protesting and the blue will stay.

He must have been drunk when he made the list.

I was around when she was PM, as much as I disliked how she ran the country, I'd never wish her dead.

He's getting better and better with each game, I didn't rate him at first, it's nice to be proved wrong.

Cardiff City, the "Red Birds " !

Amir Khan fight off ! Petersons failed a drug test. What a great week for boxing !!!

I was watching a dwarf climbing down a prison wall when he turned and sneered at me.' Huh', I thought -' thats a little condescending'

One day a small cat was sitting hungry by a river when a small chipolata sausage came flowing past....the cat used his paw to get the chipolata and managed to not even get it wet. The cat was happy! The next day the cat was equally as hungry when a larger sausage came flowing past in the river, the cat dipped its paw in to get the sausage and only got its paw marginally wet, the cat was happy! The next day the cat was absolutely starving when a massive Frankfurter came flowing past..the cat dipped his paw in to get it but fell in! However the cat retrieved the sausage and was happy. The moral of the story is: the bigger the sausage....the wetter the pussy!

He's a horrible orange faced git, so is Phil Brown

Man City and co will be happy about that, otherwise we could have won the league.

No need mate, everybody already knows he talks and prints bollocks.

I totally agree with that.

SSN seem to think it's just between Spurs and Arsenal for 3rd and 4th. The last day always brings last minute drama, so a last min winner from Ba at the same time Spurs let in a late goal to lose against Fulham, while Arsenal can't score in a 0-0 draw with WBA. That will do for me. I can only dream.

What a plonker.

Opps...a Liverpool win

....or draw ?

That was a real hard read. Them blokes sure are brave fellas, my heart goes out to them.

Mmm..lots of mods don't ask for advise it seems

I'm in a real bad mood right now, ten to twelve, I'm pissed, I'm watching The Flying Scotsman on BBC2 and want to see the end. I should go to bed, but I don't wanna. Fuckin' work in seven hours ! Bollocks ! Double Bollocks !

Damn ! That's where my life is now !

Hahahaha

I'm sorry to hear your childhood is in the fridge.