@yourservice

I was looking forward to that. The book's mint fwiw. Can't beat the Omega man but I am legend looks alright

Should have a team full of captains,instead we struggle to find one ffs

This was the exact moment from which the thread was never going to recover. See subsequent posts for proof. Another parrot?

My nose has just slid down my chin

And a parrot?

166 Steel town midweek - Sheffield Wednesday

Evans above

22.FLOWERPOT MAN IS FINE - Benwell 26.THE LITTLE BIG APPLE - New York 87.MACPINE - Scotswood 92.FERRARI - Redcar 95.CYCLIST WITHOUT A CYCLE - Walker

Aah shaddap a ya face!

I would pay the earth to send an aids riddled beauty to get roasted by the twats

Think a tourist did.

A bus station that should have been "You remember what was there" should it not?

Never get out,never get out [/Mcvicar]

Whitesnake - Is this love? Foreigner - I Want To Know What Love Is T'Pau - China In Your Hand REO Speedwagon - Keep on loving you Chicago - If you leave me now Pretenders - I'll stand by you Roxy Music - More Than This Black Sabbath - Paranoid

This is mine,a classic! David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Little drummer boy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zMhSjDqvRs...feature=related

Same as

Charvas simple as!

I've got 4 nipples Honest guv!

That was on last night after the film i couldn't believe i sat through - National Lampoon's christmas vacation

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farm house, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay over night. "Sure," said the farmer, "my wife died several years ago, and my two daughters are 21 and 23 but they're off to college, and I'm all by my self, so I have lots of room to put you up." Hearing this, the salesman turned around and started walking back towards the highway, and the farmer called after him...."Didn't you hear what I said? I have lots of room." "I heard you," said the salesman,"but I think I'm in the wrong joke,I'm looking for Bobbys."

This whole forum is addicted to talking shite lately

Taped it, worth watching? Smoking Aces - disgraceful, made my gums bleed. Like a bad batch of smack Aye,it's a canny Sunday afternoon flick

A man called horse (Richard Harris) Made my nipples bleed.

Martins is having a good game though. Still more likely to score than Smith though, it will probably be another two years before he gets another goal... Smith's more likely to control the ball though. Do people STILL think Martins is any good btw? Who do you think is more likely to get a goal then, Smith or Martins? What good is Smith's ball control if he can't even score in a brothel? I do hope I've jinxed him, but I can't see it! But it's you that turned this into Smith v Martins. I'm not talking about one player relative to the other, I'm talking about Martins not being a good footballer. It's fucking embarrassing at times how inept he is when he's actually required to do something other than put his boot through a shot. I see you didn't answer the question. I'm not Martins' biggest fan, but some of the criticism he gets is over the top when he's our only striker who is actually capable of scoring. Alan Smith, England striker my arse. Martins would get 20 goals a season with a suitably creative midfield. Gemmill basically uses him as a scapegoat tbh... Thats being a bit overfriendly to Martins

He was nearly a gonner there