Renton

So people can post racist (or whatever) jokes but you can't criticise them? Er, ok. 47806[/snapback] What's the point in announcing that a racist joke in a thread for racist jokes is racist? 47820[/snapback] The title of the thread isn't the racist joke thread though, there is a difference between bad taste and racism, all be it a fine one. Anyway, I agree anyone can post virtually anything they want here, but for me the greatest crime of that joke was that it wasn't funny. Unlike the first Stevie Wonder joke, which was.

This isn't going to turn into another gayjizzfest is it?

What's it got to do with working with your colleagues? Unless he's an actor from Teachers of course. 47801[/snapback] Shite, I didn't read the first paragraph properly. She's a dog though iirc, he should be concerned 47803[/snapback] Was she the head mistress in the first series also (stopped watching it)? If so she's the type of woman I'd think about to "last longer", if you know what I mean. Like Margaret Thatcher. Still, it takes all sorts....

What's it got to do with working with your colleagues? Unless he's an actor from Teachers of course.

agreed, working in a and e i see ten of these every friday and saturday night and struggle to be sympathetic now. we all have problems, some worse than others, but thats life, we have to deal with them. if you want to die you dont take pills, you jump off a bridge or walk in front of a train. all this cry for help stuff is bullshit. you only have 1 person you can truly rely on in life. attempting it and failing it twice suggests to me she doesnt honestly want to die. 47779[/snapback] Nice. Do yourself a favour and get another job that doesn't involve dealing with people, especially vulnerable people.

Any clues to what she looks like?

Well on the way to being an alky. It'll be thunderbird, white lightning and buckfast all too soon.

The bits I've highlighted describe Robert perfectly IMO. 47545[/snapback] True. Will he be as good at what Robert did well though?

Dubious Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0 Bollocks, I never knew I was this squeaky clean and boring.

I'd like her and Madge Bishop to have a lesbian lazarus storyline Now that would be instresting. 47380[/snapback]

Jesus Wept

To be honest I dont think you can honestly say what you'd be left with in that fixture if you removed the religious element. 47365[/snapback] St Mirren vs Partick probably.

Dunno, I can see limping off after 20 minutes and not play again for 6 weeks.... Hope you're right though.

Oh FFS, not another hamstring! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Probably. Interesting snippet. Sunderland's highest ever league win was against us when they beat us 9-1. Can't think of the exact year, but it was around 1900 I think. That same year Newcastle went on to win the league.

I don't know, I just know our lads were cheered by Mackems on their way back from London following our '32 FA Cup win so I assume it was at some train station that passed through. 47328[/snapback] Must be Durham. Mackems love to claim Durham belongs to them. Bullshit, its 50/50.

Bring back Helen Daniels!

Good post HTT, but since when has the east coast main line passed through Sunderland????

Presumably because they can't find the weapons.....

Newcastle airport aint much cop though tbh. Still at least Newcastle has a cinema. I always found it funny that Sunderland didnt have one til recently. How can any self respecting proclaimer of mackem civic standards have any come back from that?! 47280[/snapback] What's up with it like? In the past two years I have flown to Dublin, Tenerife, Nice, Milan, London, Paris, Berlin, Barcelona, Malaga and probably quite a few other places from it. Beats the hell out of travelling to Manchester, and it is on the Metro. And flights to New York are starting shortly I hear. Also delays are usually minmal because there is no congestion. Nice little airport tbh.

A lot of mackems have a genuine hatred for the city of Newcastle and their inhabitants per se, though.

Whitley Bay is though.

Cockney bastard. No, but in all seriousness, there is no fundamental difference between us and but for the grace of God any of us could have been born a mackem. However, there shit "city" (really a town) and football club, along with those hideous deck chair stripes, does make them a bit bitter, quite understandibly.

Agreed. Basically identical mate. 47256[/snapback] Who is this Choc Chip fellow and why does he not know they are a bunch of sad bitter bastards that are jealous as fuck because they were born on the wrong side of the Tyne?

Anybody would think it was the woman on trial here. Wierd.