Renton

Very unusual this, I've never heard of anything like it. It seems they may have unintentionally invented a potent poison.... Still, there could be some serendipity in this if they can find out something about the mechanism of the adverse reaction and use it to reduce the chances of future events. Not much use for the human gunea pigs involved though.

I thought he came across as a tosser myself, especially in the way he treated his staff. More importantly though, he came across as a shit chef.

Just got up to here reading this thread and my irony meter has gone off the scale. Half the things that HTL advocates (and iirc this includes executing children and publically beating criminals) would fit quite nicely into an extremist state like Iraq that we are "fighting" against. He just can't see it though.

Your username's not that naff Alex, there used to be one with the shitter name of Alex the Mag iirc. Posted a load of shite too. Mind, anyone who uses Tiscali can't be too bright.

The blue lagoon, yes. An amazing experience. You're supposed to have a shower in the nude before you get in but there was no way I was showing off my bits to all and sundry so I kept my trunks on.

Pretty much the impression I get from mine in Whitley Bay. Mind, I'm not sure if going private will make that much difference to me in terms of price.

Mind it's not much warmer here, is it? I'm bloody freezing.

Just got back from Iceland. I highly recommend it - somewhere a bit different but really nice. It's true about the cost though - don't go if you're on a budget. Absolutely knackered now though. Just my luck to be returning to Glasgow the day they have the worst snow for 20 years and to suffer a 24 hour delay. Hope the airline pay for my hotel or that's another £200 wasted. Anyway, if anyone fancies a trip to Reykjavik ask me and I'll tell them the best places to go to if they fancy roast puffin.....

104508[/snapback] Jesus wept! How is that possible? I thought there was only a centimetre or two of slack in the optic nerve.

To be fair, I was getting itchy remote finger by 9 o clock. The match was a massive anti-climax. 104470[/snapback] Not good enough, I flicked between it and Villareal V Huns at quiet moments. Very poor. 104485[/snapback] Did you have your shower before or after? 104486[/snapback] Before, straight after 5-a-side. So BITE me. 104487[/snapback] Urgh! That's 19 hours or so ago! You must be REEKING! 6 hours since my shower and I am smelling DEELISH! 104491[/snapback] You are such a hom Gemmill. Obsessed!

Very true. I still find it compelling TV though for some reason, he's an interesting bloke. Has he ever truly turned around a restaurant yet though? He did a good job last week but in general he's the kiss of death tbh.

Apart from shagging grannies, which has been needlessly show-horned into this thread on several occasions, like now.

I wouldn't go that far like. ManU are still far from their best imo, catch them on an off day and anything can happen. I'll be really disappointed if we're tonked.

tbh... 104442[/snapback] P-) tbh

You're a lad? But, but, I thought....... All these months flirting, wasted.

Set of bastids.

Jesus wept at some of them. Mourhino's favourite book is the Bible? And wtf is Bobalong the Brownie man that Curbishley rates so highly?

Since we haven't won there in something like 30 years I think I might settle for a draw like.....

If you use that you've got to start "talking" in a southern drawl. For a few days at least.

While we're on the subject of Ronaldinho, does anyone think we should sign him? Seems like a canny player and would link up well with Owen etc.

This one please, proud to be European.

Are you 5 years old or something?

Gemmill needs a rainbow flag as well, don't forget.

Stop fucking whinging you mong! 104368[/snapback] Can I have an EU flag then please?

He is the president.