Renton

We should set up a Tony Horne wind-up phone call where he rings HTT live on Metro and pretends to be Hitzfeld, complete with crappy German accent. He could tell HTT that he wanted him to be the first to know that he WILL be Newcastle's next boss, and listen as HTT simultaneously filled his kegs and tried to start a thread on N-O. 94628[/snapback] You make me laugh....seriously Talking about backstabbing....look yourself in the mirror once in a while. 94925[/snapback] It was a joke, you silly tart. Although I have to confess, I would wet myself if it became a reality. 94968[/snapback] I thought it was a good idea ruined by the fact you wrote it on a thread you know HTT will be lurking.

Have I missed something here?

Worst case scenario is a strangulated hernia but we'll not go into that.... 94615[/snapback] Please do. 94618[/snapback] A strangulated hernia is when the guts twist, cutting off their blood supply, causing gangrene and ultimately an agonising death..... This isn't going to happen in Peasepud's case as it would have to be a serious untreated hernia. I would just add that Peasepud, if it feels odd, I would see your GP. Worst case scenario if you do this now is minor surgery. Best case scenario is I'm talking cobblers and this is somehow a natural occurrence for men of your age.

Worst case scenario is a strangulated hernia but we'll not go into that....

Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] No drama about it, I'm being serious. It sounds like an umbilical hernia to me, and if it's not treated, he could have serious problems with it. 94603[/snapback] "....before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen." Nah, no drama there like. 94606[/snapback] Well aye, but what do you think happens if you've a hole in your abdominal wall? Seen it happen before.

Ahhh, Renton. Always the one for drama. That's mah boy! 94594[/snapback] No drama about it, I'm being serious. It sounds like an umbilical hernia to me, and if it's not treated, he could have serious problems with it.

I can remember being told I wasn't allowed to smoke anywhere in the Hard Rock Cafe in New York in 1996, which I found pretty wierd, especially given the name of the place. If the US can impose mandatory smoking bans, so can we. They've also managed it in Ireland, which is quite similar to us, without many problems as far as I know.

In all seriousness, it sounds like you have a hernia. You need to get it checked out before you wake up and your guts are slipping out of a hole in your abdomen.

And then go on Trisha.

Don't you think there's more of smoking culture in Britain though? Especially Working Mens Clubs? I was going to pop down there last night to see the chairs flying through the windows after the vote. The place is a tabbers haven, it seems like everyone in there smokes apart from a small handfull. They recently brought about a rule where they banned smoking at the bar and there was fucking hell on! Still, it will be nice to sup my pint in there without feeling like I've had a packet of tabs myself. By the way Gemmill, how bad was it when you worked in the bookies? Far worse for smoke in there than pubs imo, them were the days I needed two showers after 7 hours of working in smoke! 94571[/snapback] Presumably he went to bed stinking of smoke, as he showers in the morning.

Unlucky mate. How long had you been seeing her? 94555[/snapback] Unlucky my arse. What about her "actual" boyfriend? 94557[/snapback] It's hardly Wullie's fault is it! EDIT: Unless he knew, in which case I retract my "unlucky mate" line 94561[/snapback] It's mostly the lasses fault to be fair. Would never get involved in something like that personally. Sloppy seconds!

Unlucky mate. How long had you been seeing her? 94555[/snapback] Unlucky my arse. What about her "actual" boyfriend?

Agree completely Gemmill. I would just like to add if you smoke you are officially an idiot: FACT!

I would love to hear how many times the key campaigners have seen a Hitzfeld team play. He sounds good to me, but I don't know enough about him. Unfortunately the campaign hasn't taught me anything as it's propaganda. I would to have loved to have seen a campaign that put up the three top candidates, objectively, and gave us the pros and cons of each. 94067[/snapback] I was gonna raise that point on there but couldn't be chewed with the resultant hassle I would have got. From the way some of them carry on I swear they must have been Bayern Munich season ticket holders. By the way, Rocker bloke, you're more than welcome here. 94072[/snapback] FFS. Some people STILL need educating about Hitzfeld I see.

Toontastic 93658[/snapback] can't even answer that? simple question tbh. especially for a "Patriot" 93663[/snapback] During the dark days of 1940 it was the English people who bore the brunt of German aggression and it was the English people who steadfastly refused to yield as Hitler tried in vain to bomb them into submission. Our island was the sole beacon of hope left for the subjugated peoples of Europe - Britain stood alone against tyranny and, along with our allies, saved western civilisation from destruction. No selfish reason dictated this stance. The Germans did not want to fight us. Quite the opposite, they actually admired us. The cost of the war in both manpower and financial terms helped advance England's fall from world eminence by decades. We stood alone for no other reason than it was the right thing to do. Is this all so easily forgotten? Our glorious history stands testament to our sense of adventure. A history of invention, of development and advancement, both of our own people and our neighbours near and far. Our martial spirit and military history stand apart from any other nation. A rich tapestry to be savoured, admired and protected. We have a heritage that is the envy of the world and yet, due to political correctness, it is a history and culture that is to be denied us. Asian or any other culture you can think of is to be celebrated, but we the English are not afforded the same opportunity to celebrate our identity. This cultural genocide has now reached the point where any notion of Englishness, even our own flag, is being shouted down by the left wing thought police and labelled offensive or even racist. It is a national tragedy that through political correctness we are unable able to instil a sense of pride and history into our children. What harm can possibly come from all of our children having a greater sense of pride, identity and belonging to their own country? Indeed, in times where many have no sense of direction, when communities are fragmented, the nation state can provide that identity, pull everyone together and tell us something of who we are and from where we came. At the end of the day, political correctness is nothing more than a weapon in the hands of a small minority, used to deny the majority their right to express their opinion and culture. 93669[/snapback] If there's one thing that i can't stand it's idiots who blatently plagiarise other people's work and pass it off as their own. If you're going to talk shite, have the decency to talk your own shite man. http://www.wearetheenglish.com/aboutengland.html

I know it may appear I'm stalking HTT, but his comments genuinely astound me. Listen to this rant against True Faith: Why will tf die, is it too perpetual? Tell you what, I'd much rather read tf than any of the crap editorials on N-O that appear to have been written by illiterate 5 year olds.

Tut, tut, how dare you knock the campaign. Thought this flounce from HTT was quite amusing:

This is fine if Hitzfeld wants the job, but is plain embarassing if he doesn't. Actually, HTT's cult like tendencies probably aren't fine regardless, come to think about it.

High Bridge? Are you sure it's the same place? The Pani's I know (which is great) is just off Grey street, opposite Bacchus? 92326[/snapback] Aye, it's still High Bridge though I think. It runs either side of Grey Street. 92333[/snapback] Oh, right. It looks like a back alley mind!

And no doubt some stuff before she was famous.....

No, no, and no for me. No, no, and yes for LeazesMag. Shit, I would have got down and marched if I'd known that's what it's about! Edit: Sorry, I misread the VICTIMS bit. I guess that's not OK, but public stonings for CRIMINALs is the way of the future! 92275[/snapback] Its amazing rubbish isn't it Renton? Public stonings - maybe we could have them at half time at SJP? When i was in nigeria they used to shoot robbers before the match............. 92327[/snapback] In NUFC's case would that mean shooting Shepherd, Hall, and half the players?

High Bridge? Are you sure it's the same place? The Pani's I know (which is great) is just off Grey street, opposite Bacchus?

It's worth going to Iceland just because Rob's never been!

Cheers GFP, a sensible answer at last. You haven't really cheered me up regards price mind, thank God I'm only there 3 nights!

My wife went with her work and said it was pretty good iirc.