Renton

96101[/snapback] I may be further from understanding global warming than I had previously suspected... 96179[/snapback] What's the mechanism? How is a big gorilla involved? Or just the worst metaphor/analogy ever?

No, like the others I just couldn't be bothered to read it. Pretty bad I know, but it is Friday. So when did you start accepting what NASA scientists say as the truth then Rob?

I'm guessing btw Anyway, the servers are in America, so it kicks off their time, rather than ours. Craig will know the proper answer, but mine sounded about right 96148[/snapback] What's wong with a good old fashioned British server? Tsskkk. No wonder this board's going to the dogs.

Rather than come whining to us laymen, NASA should be inventing an ice gun to refreeze the ice caps? Lazy. 96145[/snapback] Aye

Too late; die regardless ????

Without bothering to read that is it safe to say it's pretty speculative and not necessarily the opinion of most scientists.

Do you presently live in a pineapple like? 96104[/snapback] My half brother squarepants does 96113[/snapback] There you go!

Do you presently live in a pineapple like? 96104[/snapback] Spongebob Squarepants does. Get with the fucking program 96107[/snapback] Yes I know. So either Spongebob is really like his username and already lives in a pineapple under the sea, or he is not infact really Spongebob but lives in a pineapple 200m up the beach from the sea, which will be under the sea when it rises. Or something. Wibble.

Do you presently live in a pineapple like?

Where's your source Rob, because tbh this sounds suprisingly like bull shit again!

Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now. 96048[/snapback] He was only doing his job, it wasn't his fault you were late was it? 96050[/snapback] I'm still awaiting the outcome actually. I told them to fuck off over the full fine (in a polite way) and said we could come to an agreement or meet in court. They haven't written back since before christmas, I'm hoping their accountants are as incompetent as their rail staff.

Are you of this opinion cos they once fined you? I'm in it for the fast-track opportunities to be a train driver where the real money is. The perks will come in handy, free train travel all over Europe for all the family. Conductors start on 18k but drivers are on double. 96043[/snapback] Aye, fined me over £200 for being 5 minutes late! I hope if you get the job you will be a decent honest conductor and accept bribes. I always wanted to be a train driver, can't see it happening now.

By when o learned one. 96040[/snapback] Rob's immortal so he has a different perception of time to the rest of us. I'm guessing we needn't worry too much.

Train conductors are complete tossers actually - well GNER ones are anyway. What's the pay like, or are you in it ofr the perks?

I haven't got a clue which is which like. But I have heard Tweedy likes it up the arse. Can I say such hearsay (from the mouths of thousands of football fans) without getting the site closed down?

It's about £15 for a breakfast in the Marriott though. It's the same with all decent hotel chains, they charge mental prices for breakfast because they know most guests will just eat there regardless. A proper cooked breakfast every now and then is class though. I'm on the bagels with salmon and cream cheese at the mo - sooooooo continental. 95989[/snapback] I usually go B&B on some type of special offer which works out well, using loyalty points and that. Best full English I had was at the Glasgow Marriott - they had 4 types of sausage! Felt like a pig afterwards. The funny thing was there was a Rab C Nesbitt lookalike and his scumbag family there - the fucker even had a string vest on. They were stereotypical neds like - the shell-suited zombie wife nicked all the cereal individual cartons, and he was really nasty to the waitress, ordering a vodka and orange at 9 in the morning. Worst thing was I overheard they were put up there by the council for some reason - another best of British quirk I guess.

That looks like one of those crappy breakfasts you get at one of the cheap shitty hotels (Travel Inn or something, I forget). One of everything - they even count the beans. I prefer the breakfasts you get in a decent hotel (like the Marriot chain) or in a proper greasy spoon - [souness] proper [\Souness] portions!

Is that a German joke?

Why do Americans have this misperception brits have shit teeth? Nowt wrong with mine like. 95802[/snapback] Nice 'tache 95803[/snapback] I was kidding. That's the wife's teeth.

Why do Americans have this misperception brits have shit teeth? Nowt wrong with mine like.

A remake of an old topic but yeah, pretty amazing. Probably why we cn unrstnd chvr txt tlk.

tbh

Wtf? Is this some kind of wierd wind up?

95230[/snapback] Renton man, you've got to come to one of the piss-ups to meet Gemmill. Pretty please...it would be GREAT 95235[/snapback] He fairly fucked off after that suggestion didn't he? Haway man, Renton. I'll let you wear your Spock costume. 95311[/snapback] I went home you spanner! I have thought about attending one of these piss-ups but I'm afraid it'll spoil the dynamics or something. Pretty hard to insult people you know and all that. Plus my drop dead good looks will bring the bummist out of you for sure; I think it's better for you to leave me to your imagination tbh (with a Spock costume on if you want). Tell you what, I'll consider coming out if Dotbum does.