Renton

You want to get yourself over to N-O, it's GREAT over there (when it's running). No, but seriously please stay here, we're desperate for new members and we won't last due to our perpetual snobbery.

That would be like suspending a grand piano from an elastic band. Ouch! 98075[/snapback] Don't tell me you're an expert on the size of fat Geordie businessman's genitalia as well as Chinese and black men!? 98083[/snapback] From a few simple questions concerning your place of birth and ancestry Renton can calculate your exact length, girth, weight and sperm count. FACT. 98092[/snapback] It's what he does for a living isn't it? 98348[/snapback] You what?

Renton is fat *makes mental note* 98349[/snapback] Big-boned. Want to get down to 13 stone if poss like, but not that bothered as long as I fit my trousers. Anyway, it's alright for a bloke to carry extra timber.

I'm on a diet at the moment as I want to lose a stone or so (my extra timber). It's horrible feeling hungry all the time and not being able to get pissed, but needs must I suppose.

So if Bruce gets the job you'll stop supporting Newcastle too. Pair of plastics tbh 98334[/snapback] OK 95% correct. If we did get Bruce I don't know if I would renew or not tbh. Probably not actually. It doesn't bear thinking about.

100% correct though.

Ah pet you're fat as fuck aren't you. 98301[/snapback] No, im not fat, i suppose im what you call curvy Would hate to be 'fat' but thats because i feel uncomfortable if i put on weight not because society says i should be a certain size. Why are you fat as fuck? 98314[/snapback] Do you mean physically uncomfortable or do you mean you feel socially uncomfortable?

I thought you were guaranteeing us to win it?

Sweepstake? I reckon he will behave himself for 8 working days before getting a warning for a non-internet related offence. Sacked by May I reckon - sexual harassment.

Now THATS a camel toe! 98136[/snapback] Bejeebus!

Groundhog's day tbh Think we may have debated the merits of that chant already.

That would be like suspending a grand piano from an elastic band. Ouch!

Wore a corset tbh. 98012[/snapback] The original was shit but cheesy and therefore good (a la Knightrider) whereas NG is just shit. Plus Picard is a raging bender, which probably explains why you're such a fan 98038[/snapback] Did you see Stewart in Extras? Proves he's not a bender tbh. Mind you I can't take him seriously since that, especially in that ITV series where he now stars with the dippy girl from Extras.

Poor form to have swear words in thread titles like. And Peasepud, is that the lass from Teachers? She's rank.

Wore a corset tbh.

Well that's just plain bollocks. In Star Trek, they kept on going to planets that had undergone some unfeasible parallel evolution with earth except the Nazis had won etc. Or the enterprise was going to be eaten by a gigantic space amoeba. Whereas there were some genuinely interesting philosophical debates in the Next Generation. Btw, I'm getting some sever Deja Vu whilst typing this. Odd. 97993[/snapback] What's the continuous Holodeck (sp?) storylines all about then in NG? Nowt to do with running out of fresh storylines of course. 98001[/snapback] Aye but Picard or Kirk? No contest. Btw, I'm really not a trekky you guys. Honest.

Eva Braun was a bit of a dog, like, maybe that's what he means? Hitler did love his dogs, apparently. 98000[/snapback] People who love animals hate people! FACTOGENERARILAZABLOMONDO!

FAT - FACT. You've obviously been wanking over air brushed photos. 97990[/snapback] Charlotte Cathedral tbh. 97992[/snapback] Is she the one in Jimbo's old ava? I would.

Well that's just plain bollocks. In Star Trek, they kept on going to planets that had undergone some unfeasible parallel evolution with earth except the Nazis had won etc. Or the enterprise was going to be eaten by a gigantic space amoeba. Whereas there were some genuinely interesting philosophical debates in the Next Generation. Btw, I'm getting some sever Deja Vu whilst typing this. Odd.

Who mentioned her like?

Kirsty Allsop has a legion of fetish fans apparently. Can't see the attraction myself, give me Beany any day.

Thats the spirit. None of this doom and gloom. Liverpool in the semi's too if I have my way. Knock the competition out before the final. 97930[/snapback] then lose at cardiff to bolton. a spectacular failure would be SO newcastle. 97964[/snapback] Shearer to miss vital penalty in shootout tbh.

Sheesh, am I the only one who believes that a Roddenberryesque utopia is possible? Doe saying this make me an ubergeeknerd?

I think people who are unneccessarily cruel to animals are scum. Mark me down as a looney 97913[/snapback] Already there, in full Nazi regalia tbh. 97961[/snapback] Hitler was a veggie animal lover: FACT.