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  1. I've read this article and cannot see how it relates to the post title. I would have thought you would agree with Bush on this one, and be all in favour of letting his arab mates take over ports in the USA. Btw, I'm not saying I think they shouldn't, but I admit to feeling a bit uneasy about it. Please explain Rob.
  2. Yet if they get too skinny like Callista Flockhart they also get slagged for being anorexic. The more I think about it, I think this is down to the inherent bitchiness of women. Thank God I'm a bloke tbh. 99113[/snapback] That was quite a bitchy comment tbh. 99115[/snapback] No, it's not. Women are difinitely more bitchy than men, and more vain. It's a massive generalisation of course, but one that would account for all these walking skeletons or lard buckets with no self esteem . If men have a problem with each other they have a fight (not always literally) and like SLP says have a pint afterwards.
  3. Yet if they get too skinny like Callista Flockhart they also get slagged for being anorexic. The more I think about it, I think this is down to the inherent bitchiness of women. Thank God I'm a bloke tbh.
  4. That's really quite sad isn't it? Especially as curvy lasses are much nicer than skinny ones 99083[/snapback] I think the irony is that the vast majority of blokes agree. Yet women still starve themselves. Plus, on the one hand you have women's magazines writing stories about anorexia and how terrible it is etc, but on the other hand they have articles about the latest fad diets and fashion shoots with clothes hanging off skeletons. Women are their own worst enemies sometimes.....
  5. How come different accents are obvious to natives of the country concerned, but foreigners can be oblivious to them? I can detect the difference between a geordie and a mackem, but there's no way I could tell if someone was from Paris or Lyon. Even in the states, I can probably only split the accents into North, South, West coast, and New York. Does a cockney sound like a Geordie to an American? I digress, but is it also true that people can tell indiviuals of their own race apart easier than those of other races. Hence "all black people look the same etc?".
  6. He'd blind us tbh. 98735[/snapback] Everybody wants to have a go.
  7. yes no Renton is fat *makes mental note* 98349[/snapback] Big-boned. Want to get down to 13 stone if poss like, but not that bothered as long as I fit my trousers. Anyway, it's alright for a bloke to carry extra timber. 98351[/snapback] I find it easier just to buy bigger trousers these days 98720[/snapback] Down to 13 stone? Big boned? Hmmm... bit suss there. Weight should be height appropriate IMO. 98728[/snapback] Renton is 4ft7 tbh. 98731[/snapback] Six foot you slag! Actually BMI can be extremely misleading. Muscle is heavier than fat, so if you gain mucle, you put on weight. One of the fittest people I ever knew had a BMI of over 30.
  8. Don't be so hasty. First we must examine the evidence.....
  9. Renton

    Newbie!

    Watch it Nath, the predatory females are out.
  10. Wtf? Let's have an argument about forum software! Yay!
  11. You like cooking steak then? 98422[/snapback] yeah....cos i enjoy the end result 98572[/snapback] Devon Ambrosia Cream for dessert? 98576[/snapback] If she's good she gets a pearl necklace as a reward.
  12. Renton

    Goal!

    Have you heard of Kung Fu Hustle? Up for best foreign film at the Bafta's this year. Well it's the same bloke (Stephen Chow) and i think it's as good as that. Bunch of people are shit at soccer, but realise that using their Kung Fu skills in the game gives them the advantage. It's frigging hilarious. £5.99 at Sendit and worth every penny Or PM me your address and I'll send you my copy. Everyone must see it. 98575[/snapback] Sounds interesting. Just spotted your ava.
  13. "Sinde"? How so? As for Mr Operator. I thought it was impossible to get sacked when working for the government. A place i had to visit had one falla whose screen was on such a low resolution and so zoomed in that he literally had at most 2 letters on screen at once. He used to read his mail 2 letters at a time. I can't imagine what use he could have been. 98563[/snapback] It sounds like you are visually impairedist fascist bastard!
  14. Renton

    Goal!

    Aye, well if you can call that a footy movie. Saw it again the other day actually, I've still got a crush on Claire Grogan. Never heard of Shaolin soccer like - it sounds like a japanese video game.
  15. Appearance is a tad messy? How can I improve it then Chris? 98549[/snapback] That's bollocks like. I only stay with this forum because it's a right looker.
  16. Now you are actively encouraging me to post nudity whereas before I'm having threads containing nudity deleted left, right and indeed centre! FFS make your mind up! It's a belta though ain't it! Best arse in Argentina - FACT. 98556[/snapback] He's trying to trick you into getting banned. Does look nice though.
  17. Renton

    Goal!

    Amazing, we dont just have cinemas we have more then that... we have a bell tower... Yeah it looked real nice albeit a bit windy. What was that big huge wall that went out into the sea? Im surprised they had enough footage of fans celebrating but the hairs did go up on the back of the neck with the fly overs of in and around the ground including the Strawberry. Looks real good in Newcastle but then again i have been told otherwise by other pom mates. 98543[/snapback] That would be Tynemouth pier. Just ignore your mates, Newcastle is a very nice looking city. I would recommend it Alex - it's probably the best footy film ever although that really isn't saying much. It was all filmed around Newcastle near where I work or Tynemouth near where I live, which I guess gave it added appeal to me, so I may be biased.
  18. Christ, if you think this is bad you want to see Skunkers....
  19. I fucking love Argentina. Not a patch on Rio but still top notch. SMO - You'd love RIO. Not a fatty in sight at the beach and they ALL wear thongs. JACKPOT. 98470[/snapback] If you to ever meet up it's going to be dangerous, especially if Whacky joins you. I think most countries do drinking better than us.
  20. Hopefully the interviewer will be a fellow porvort. Jobs yours. 98432[/snapback] Special pervert handshake tbh. 98442[/snapback] You know it? When you get your knobs out to kiss each other, aye? Or is that the Mason's i can't remember? 98450[/snapback] Nah, having grubby finger nails is sufficient to show you're in the perv club.
  21. Hopefully the interviewer will be a fellow porvort. Jobs yours. 98432[/snapback] Special pervert handshake tbh.
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