Renton

To HTT? 60114[/snapback] JJ to cover the wedding? 60115[/snapback] As long as HTT doesn't write his own vows; the wedding will go on for days. 60137[/snapback] Or make a speech at the reception.

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic`. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!! "Yeah" I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled................... So I told her to fuck off.

I know you're taking the piss, but he's not been all bad has he? It's not all down to him they are a shit team is it (although they are only 8 points below us)? Chomp etc. Where's Grimbo?

Send him to the glue factory tbh.

Actually, you are brilliant at diplomacy, unlike most people on here. Those article are absolute crud 90% of the time! 60070[/snapback] The one with Shepherd as Mussolini and Newcastle as a dictatorship was sensational! 60078[/snapback] I think I read part of that one. Was it by GazP? 60085[/snapback] I think you'll find his full title was Gaz Pearson Writer Newcastle-Online 60086[/snapback] He took some right stick for that didn't he! As for JJ; he's not the only one. Is JawD still around? 60107[/snapback] I was thinking that yesterday, seems to have disappeared.

This thread has a start? 60103[/snapback] Yes, but has it an end?

Nicely summed up. Also, it's not really that new is it? When I was at Uni in Liverpool years ago. a lot of pubs had licenses until 12 or 1, and many of the clubs were really just pubs anyway. I thought Newcastle also had a few late licensed bars? And there will still be bugger all public transport after 11, so I reckon most people will just head home anyway. 60029[/snapback] Are you agreeing with me? 60054[/snapback] Don't be that surprised, I agreed with Craig two days ago.

I though Alex's comments on broonalegeordie's avatar at the start of this thread weren't the most diplomatic like.

Actually, you are brilliant at diplomacy, unlike most people on here. Those article are absolute crud 90% of the time! 60070[/snapback] The one with Shepherd as Mussolini and Newcastle as a dictatorship was sensational! 60078[/snapback] I think I read part of that one. Was it by GazP?

Actually, you are brilliant at diplomacy, unlike most people on here. Those article are absolute crud 90% of the time!

We're not quite up to N-O standards yet.

Nicely summed up. Also, it's not really that new is it? When I was at Uni in Liverpool years ago. a lot of pubs had licenses until 12 or 1, and many of the clubs were really just pubs anyway. I thought Newcastle also had a few late licensed bars? And there will still be bugger all public transport after 11, so I reckon most people will just head home anyway.

Well you should go to games then. Actually, I thought the reviews etc were atrocious. Has it improved much recently?

It's an ok idea if (which I doubt) the pubs in the Toon are having to pay for it. Otherwise I agree with you. 59990[/snapback] Rather than being transported to A&E and taking up nurses time and hospital space. 59994[/snapback] If people are injured they'll still end up at A&E thought won't they? 59995[/snapback] But what about people who are just completely wasted through drink, who are incapable of getting home? I think they tend to end up in A&E. Anyway, it can't cost much can it? Sounds like hell on earth to me.

Where is Rob btw? It's always a bit worrying when someone of his age stops posting for a while.... 59976[/snapback] Someone said he was orf to the Middle East for a week or so. 59979[/snapback] He certainly gets around. Let's hope he isn't blown up or held hostage.

Where is Rob btw? It's always a bit worrying when someone of his age stops posting for a while....

the robot?

I think this is turning into the best thread ever. Oh, if broonalegeordie is reading, sorry for laughing at your avatar but it was just the way Alex phrased his post (blame, blame ). Anyhow, that's the risk you run when you post your picture on the internet - no way is anyone seeing mine.

You have to send that, guaranteed to get published.

A good friend of mine used to go around to this daft kids house for a smoke and a drink on a regular occasion. Anyway they would always send the daft kid to the shop for the drink, him being daft and all. Evertime he was out getting the cans my mate would get up and have a piss just in front of his precious Hi-Fi then sit back in his seat as if he hadn't moved. The lad with the cans would return, take his shoes off and settle himself down with his can, just as he done this my mate would at some point always ask him to change the tape/cd on his precious Hi-Fi which he would always do as he didn't want anyone else touching it, law and behold he always stood in the piss in his sock clad feet, the daft kid would then go ballistic with his mongrel dog whilst everyone sat there laughing their tits off. This went on for well over 6 months with the poor dog getting the shitty end of the stick all the time, not fair on the dog but fucking funny 59740[/snapback] Basically your friend is a complete bastard then! Talking of toilets, I've got confused in Mood on more than one occassion after a few.

That's a shame. Did you actually get to see any minge though? Did anyone else go to a school where there was a rumour there was a hole somewhere in the shower room where you could get an eyeful on the lasses? I imagine that myth is probably ubiquitous. 59707[/snapback] Absolutely. Was at least one of the male and female PE staff supposed to be homo an all and watched you taking showers? 59713[/snapback] Aye. And you're right, wtf was that non-funtional tracing paper about? Did lasses have to use it? Must have been painful.

That's a shame. Did you actually get to see any minge though? Did anyone else go to a school where there was a rumour there was a hole somewhere in the shower room where you could get an eyeful on the lasses? I imagine that myth is probably ubiquitous.

Anyone notice the toilets at Cardiff had no urinals (at least not on level 6, and not if you discount the sink). How stupid was that? The toilets at the Cumberland in Tynemouth always confuse people. 59674[/snapback] Soopafan alert! 59676[/snapback] Well I'm assuming everyone on here went, except Craig, obviously.

Anyone notice the toilets at Cardiff had no urinals (at least not on level 6, and not if you discount the sink). How stupid was that? The toilets at the Cumberland in Tynemouth always confuse people.

Renton is the new medina tbh. 59618[/snapback] It's like being back at school - it's all starting again.