Renton

I fucking love this place. Googleplex to the power of a Googleplex - - Pi. Nunez to break the laws of physics creating a black hole that stops just short of Warrington services. (soz to our away fans and most the population of Norway). About as plausible as the dribbling shit on BBC right now about that jug eared King Charles and his hound he married.

I Had a few drinks yesterday, do not like this feeling of a hangover at all. Going to the match now, before the 2 day sobering up process begins and I'm completely normal again. Weird thing, I always forget Christmas. Not just the day, the whole period gets erased from my head, always put it down to cumulative alcohol intake in the past. Last year I was completely on the wagon, and I still can't remember a single thing about it either. Think I genuinely hate this time of year like. The long nights, shit weather, friends and relatives always seem to die around now, plus seeing people I genuinely can't stand. Thank fuck for the footy today like! 😀 Merry fucking Christmas everyone. 4-0. Wrong thread.

"No Dad, it's you, a cock". In all seriousness this sounds like a good game.

BTW, us middle classes don't have Xmas dinner so early. I've got Mrs Rents doing all the vegetable shit next door, she can also do the sausage roll (aka beef Wellington) too. I can't be arsed. Eta 5pm .

HMHM in 30 minutes time.

Nice dildoes!

Unlucky, @Gemmill.

Seriously, Christmas morning is so shite. You (well, wife I mean) spend hundreds of quid and weeks buying the little shits presents, then they open them at 7am in the morning in 5 minutes. Fuck all to do afterwards except watch shit TV while the kids are on their new devices cos you get bot all as an adult. I'm actually looking forward to cooking dinner I'm so bored shitless.

What's her name, address and telephone number? Oh and PL can you remind me of the name of that rohypnol wholesaler you told me about while I'm here?

I can assure you my friends husband (I was friends with the wife) once asked me to step outside following a minor footy argument. Watching his wife make him apologise to me the next day, like a bairn being dragged by his lug, was funny. There may be Mags as bad as this but I haven't seen them. As you lot observe, we have a superiority complex, and you definitely have an inferiority complex which can bring out the worst in some people imo. I much prefer just feeling superior, drives you nuts.

There's a thread here which is oozing with vitriol towards us. Really extreme stuff, the stuff were it not about football would get them added to a terrorist watch list. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/a-long-time-since-we-played-the-scum.1622782/ I don't want to talk for anyone else, but seriously wtf man. I don't hate anyone based on their football allegiances. Some of the best people I've ever met have been mackems. There was piss taking, but it never got in the way of friendship. But then, I've also encountered real life MLFs like on the SMB who literally start slavering like a rabid dog when NUFC comes up. Offered me out for a fight based on nowt. I like looking on the SMB not because of hatred, but purely because I find them hilarious. The way they are so bipolar, constantly flip flopping, desperate for affirmation (which they accuse us of - wrong - I couldn't give a shit what people think of us). They are also the personification of the David Brent of football clubs. Sunderland till I die could only have been made about that club. I still laugh when I watch it. But hate them, naah, I don't think so.

Fantastic post PL. 👍 Despite looking tiny, the interior photos look like there's not many there? Was this a long time before ko or something? I remember the old Highbury with fondness. I like the Emirates too but something is lost. It's why we must never leave SJP imo. Meanwhile, if you fancy a bit of Arsenal's history, you can buy a 3 bed flat in the found for only 1.5 million quid. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/141886295

This lad used to be their cult hero. He does seem like a canny lad, performed CPR on a dog iirc, but fucking hell he is shite at that level. Seems like they are turning on even Mr onion.

Naah, most wanted him to stay, which makes it even more funny.

I know it's been a shit day/week/month as an NUFC fan but fuck me, I have never seen the Mackems as upset as they are now, including when they were relegated. They are fucking fewming tonight, and now absolutely bricking it over the derby. They want to lynch their owner, manager and half their players just a few weeks ago they thought were worth 100 million quid. The "model" is shit apparently too. Oh well, never mind, boo hoo.

8 had the best steak I've ever had at Dobson and Parnell a couple of weeks back. Better than anything in France. Didn't know steak could taste that good. Highly recommend it

Hold on, are you saying we didn't deserve 4th last year (which is insane) or you didn't want us to finished 4th (which is insaner)?

Sobdobyoubwabt to qualify for Europa or not? Win the FA cup by some miracle, and guess what?

It's not like. We're miles off the pace. Seven points behind the top 4 is a huge gap to make up considering our frankly abysmal away form. We've won once on the road to the bottom team. You might think it is ridiculous to believe a turn around isn't on the cards but I call it realistic. Mind, I'm not the one thinking top 4 is the be all and end all. I'll be delighted for us to play in the EL.

I don't know a single person who isn't 100% supportive of him. I'm not bothered with social media bollocks. The mere suggestion he is sacked is ludicrous.

Oh ffs.

That was always bullshit. Presumably the posters who thought the EL was beneath us then won't want us qualifying for it through the league?

We'll hammer forest on boxing day. Am gannin so nailed on.

I'm going to petition the club to get you an honary away season ticket mate. 👍

Well at least you'd concede it was a chance? What do the xG lads say?